So

Who are you Voting for this Election? My vote goes to Brock and his tm Bide.

 

There's currently an election going on.

In my pants.

 

Really? Who's running?

 

I'd vote in your pants any day. But that's beside the point.

 

|: wtf is this. I started this in my pants business. ||||:

 

I vote for Chuck Norris

 

I vote for Ghetto XIII, my distant relative from the future. He already knows that he wins so resistance if futile.

 

You'll find life in my pants?

 

I'll be teleporting myself 2 years into the future, rushing through slightly-futuristic new york, perhaps going across states to look for the college that my future self goes to. After talking to myself in the least insane way, hanging out with myself, and playing videogames with myself, I will dodge the government, (they'll probably want to do some experiments on me or my time machine) become a fugitive and then a mercenary, going on missions with fast cars and hot chicks. After beating a crime lord and all of his goons I'll return to my time machine and put my future self inside so that we could go to November 4th and vote.











And I'll vote for Barack Obama.