So...

I am stuck in a crowded hotel room(10 people) every night, with only two beds, and my big brother won't even let me sleep next to my Jason. ; ;

I have to listen to my grandma and my little brother snore VERY LOUDLY every ****ing night, and I don't have earplugs. My little sister has to sleep with a nightlight, and I can't get to sleep with ANY lights on.

I. Hate. Family. Vacations.​

 

Sleep in the tub.

It sounds uncomfortable but if you get some pillows in there? Damn.

 

^This

A hobo slept in my hotel bathtub once. He was holding a sign that said "****** Advice: $1." I figured I could get a lifetime supply of ****** Advice if I let him sleep in the tub. So I did.

 

That actually wasn't such a bad idea. Until my Brother came into the bathroom to pee and flipped shit when he saw me in the tub.​

 

This is starting to sound like something out of a crappy comedy film xD.

 

KHV is a crappy comedy film.

 

that's directed by M. Night Shyamalan

 

My life is a crappy comedy film.​

 

My life is an action fil-*explodes*


...Damn you, Michael Bay.

 

Haters gonna hate

 

Meaning it won't have any comedy.

 

Or... be enjoyable at all ;-;

 

I bet Jason has a machete and hockey mask under his pillow

 

That sounds like him.​

 

I'd add originality to this, but seriously? Look at our posts here. Nothing original. Shymalan is already taking over KHV.

 

What does anything besides crappy thrillers have to do with Shayamalan?​