So This Is How MY Morning Started

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Spike, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Spike H E R O

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    *sneaks into kitchen to steal coconut buns while mom does laundry*
    Mom: STAY AWAY FROM THOSE COCONUT BUNS!!

    Me: What the f- HOW DID YOU KNOW?! YOU'RE IN THE BASEMENT!

    Mom: I CAN HEAR YOU SINGING THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME FROM DOWNSTAIRS!!

    Me: **** you, Tom Cruise --__--'
     
  2. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    like every morning for me i watched meatspin
     
  3. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    What I don't understand is why you didn't use a zipline.
     
  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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  5. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    does that imply that you sleep?
     
  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    This implies that I rest.
     
  7. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    Didn't you evolve past need for such things awhile ago?
     
  8. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Evolve past the need for energy? Even incorporeal aspects need energy.
     
  9. Legion Twilight Town Denizen

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    Thought that was what monster was for.
     
  10. Spike H E R O

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    The grapple needs replacing :\
     
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    wait what waht! why the hell would you watch that willingly!?
     
  12. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I laughed at this.

    Next time try the James Bond theme.
     
  13. Death Heart Destiny Islands Resident

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    Coconut buns? This must be a ridiculously attractive coconut.
     
  14. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    bad, joke is bad
     
  15. Spike H E R O

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    But Ethan's so much sneakier than James.
     
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  17. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Spy Kids makes me rage...almost as bad as Home Alone 3. >|
     
  18. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    DID SOMEONE SAY MACHETE!? :lolface:

     
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    But James gets all the ladies. ;D
     
  20. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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