So my psych teacher

said that if this guy and I don’t stop fighting, that she’s going to put us up in front of the class and make us solve our differences alongside third-party commentary. She basically said that if we don't solve our dispute by Monday, then it's either that, or we get booted from the class.

So this guy and I talked it out somewhat, and he said to write down why I hate him so much so that he knows why I'm mad at him. He said he'll read it and then call me later to discuss it.

So I complied, against my entire being, and wrote a couple of pages to him to tell him why I'm furious with him, now I'm waiting for him to call me, and I don't expect him to, but I'm waiting around any way in case he surprises me.

 

Plot twist: they end up dating.

 

Extra plot twist: they're long lost siblings.

 

Wow sounds like your teacher has no lesson plan and is winging it big time

 

You clearly hurt his feelings.

 

This, too.

I bet half the reasons were repetetive, anyway.

 

Wait, can she really do that? I mean, who has the authority to boot you from a class just because 2 students don't get along well? This teacher must be having trouble finding a lesson plan, and must really hate students

 

Except no because he's a dick

It's an AP class though, and if we keep interrupting the class with our fighting, she can talk to our principal and get us dropped to regular psych.



Doesn't matter anyway, he called me and apologized

 

But isn't that how females work? They like the dickheads?

 

^this

 

Not after what he's done to me.

There's a difference between douchbags(what females happen to like), and dickheads.

 

Can I be the first to ask? What is the ****ing difference?

 

I shall be the second to ask.

 

Really I just meant that there's a difference between this dick and those dickheads that you're talking about.

 

But you said "There's a difference between douchbags(what females happen to like), and dickheads."

I just meant what's the difference between ******-bags that females like and dickheads that they don't like.

 

And I corrected myself, because I don't know

 

Yay, sweeping generalizations 8D

There are some girls/women who are attracted to what they see as "troubled individuals", and what we see as ******bags. It's some kinda weird nurturing instinct. But not all women are like that, in my case, a persons attractiveness to me decreases the douchier they act.

 

See: Normal person

 

Bonus extra plot twist: They're identical twins and one of them had sex change surgery.