So my physics teacher is epic

We're in the middle of a test and he gets down to desk level on his knees and starts doing a re-enactment of when Gandalf gets pulled down by the Balrog in LOTR. He's clinging to the edge of the desk and then falls down in slow motion :v

He's honestly one of the nerdiest people I know. When we studied nuclear fission he tried to compare it to a game of pacman and spent the lesson running after students making pacman noises.

 

I want to be like him when I grow up.

 

Your teacher has vodka in his coffee.

 

I was thinking of something more along the lines of crack. I want this teacher.

 

My English teacher is also a huge ******.

 

this was my 8th grade LA teacher doing the 'snow dance'

im seriously not shitting you, it has no sound, but it is much more better than the hamster dance one

 

My physics teacher was Russian, misses the Soviet Union and gives off about how crappy vodka is in the UK

:v

For those that wish it, here is she in action (along with several other of the teachers from my old school :x) :

 

Sounds slightly like my science teacher...

 

This is one of the crueler jokes at our school but basically this physics teacher we have is reaaaaaallly really ugly, and when we found out she was married some kids were joking around saying "the guy she's married to must be blind."

...

turns out, the guy she's married to is blind.

 

these teachers sound like they're more fun then reading a text book all class period

 

My Global History teacher wears sweater vests everyday and lives in the same apartment building as Busta Rhymes.

 

oh my god xD

anyways, your avatar is awkward, darn my perverted mind Dx

 

3: It's just cropped weird.

 

I'd tap that so hard, if you ever pulled me out you'd be crowned king of England.