Is it simply the fact I am forced into using a laptop and have horrible coordination or is the Mako harder to control than a rabid, angry bull.
Soon enough the Mako will be your waifu, and you'll punch yourself in the nads for there not being a romance option.
yeah it's a pain to control omg here look at my burn scars because the damn thing drove straight into the lava on therum 500 times
You really do hate it! XD Get a proper mouse and keyboard or a gamepad. Seriously, the controller is not as bad as the laptop at all.
I could build a Mako out of matchsticks and meatballs and it'd control better than the ME1 vehicle regardless of what controller you used.