So khv

In 2 hours I have a 2000 word essay w/correct citations that's been fact/spell checked and a powerpoint with a speech prepared. I think I just set myself a new record.

What the fuck have you accomplished today?

 

I shot Morgan Freeman with a sniper from across town.

 

Damn it, I wanted to say that.

 

Lol.
Best movie ending ever.

 

Same .

 

I killed Mr. Boddy with the candlestick in the billiard room.

 

I shot the sheriff...and I nailed the deputy's wife.

 

I discovered the meaning of life.

 

I acquired the infinite database of the Earth itself then swiftly defeated two enemies with a rainbow beam and a slash combined with floating balls of colour. :lolface:

 

I got laid.

 

That vid was pure awesome.

 

I derailled this thread in the strangest possible way. :/gasp:

 

I went to the dentist.

 

hi,
i love you for that;;
bye.

 

Where were you placed?

 

Lettssss seeeeee....

Today I snuck out of gym to play leep frog, have piggyback ride races and disrupt classes with my friends. I ate drugged bagles... which led me to act like a complete ass in my math classs (which I still have a 100 in SOMEHOW). Then, I manipulated my school system to let me do pretty much whatever I want by being a "good kid" ;) YAY!!!

Gotta love life!!

 

i shot JR ^^