So I'm dancing around Wal-Mart

minding my own buisness with my meemaw (lol grandmother)
and we're walking through the 'home' part, looking for a computer table for me because this little spiderman kid's table isn't doing much for me...

So anyways, the next thing I knew me and my meemaw were at the end of the aisle, and then BOOM

we hear some sort of explosion and like, everyone just screamed loudly except for me and this old lady i nfront of us. Infact, i started laughing my ass off, but then alot of people started rushing out of Wal-Mart because some pregnant woman got stabbed there a week ago and they thought she planted a bomb or something, idk xDDD

 

Old man at entrance:

"THANKS FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART! GET YOUR ****, GOOD BYE!!"

xD

 

Maybe your table could shoot web and sling down to the Wal-Mart to save it.

 

Spider-Man... Spider-Man...

 

Fixed <3

 

Heh, Spider-Fayt xD
I actually meant Spider-Man :D

 

no, you meant Spider-Fayt....

you know it ;D

 

This proves just how new to the game you are.

 

No-no-no, I know what you mean, Spidey :D

 

What, was the explosion the sound of your thighs scraping together

 

Don't you start.

 

I lost the game

you lost the game.

 

Or did you just stumble and land heavily. heavily being the key word

 

Seriously stop attacking Cupcake, what is the point?

 

<3333 love you :')

 

I'm guessing the multiple 3's are to accentuate your multiple cholesterol-induced heart attacks

 

It's how i get my jollies.

I thought everyone was aware of this. I'm a terrible, disgusting example of a human being, barely fit to live, and i feel better about myself when i make fun of other people.

 

I can tell, but heres a suggestion, try being nice towards others and a better feeling towards yourself will most likely come. You don't have to pick on people to feel better.

 

I wondered where that photo of me at the house of mirrors went.