So if I was in the Hunger Games...

"You are in the Hunger Games! Go to your profile, and your first eight friends are in them too."
Steals your food: Whαt?
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Plums (T~T)
The career: Llave de Espada
Your mentor: Krowley
The one who gets killed by nature: moshimoshi!!!(Watch out for the butterflies. xD)
1st to die: Bushy Brow
The one you form an alliance with: Gerdneek
The one you have to kill to win: Saxima (... Makaze would not approve. I do not approve. ><)

Oh that would be so depressing if KHVs turned into the Hunger Games. :\

 

Steals your food: DarkTraitor
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Maggy
The career: RikuxXion
Your mentor: . : tale_wind
The one who gets killed by nature: Marushi
1st to die: Maru
The one you form an alliance with: Krown
The one you have to kill to win: LingeringAqua

This is extremely depressing, but interesting nonetheless.

 

The KHV Hunger Games.
Ban or be banned.


"And may the rep... be ever in your favor."

 

Steals your food: Daxa
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Britishism
The career: Kam Sage
Your mentor: Chipster the Cat
The one who gets killed by nature: Jayn
1st to die: burnitup
The one you form an alliance with: DarkTraitor
The one you have to kill to win: Eχcαsr

 

I can already tell that this won't be easy...

Steals your food: Boy Wonder
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: voltzy
The career: KingdomHeartsFanGirl7952
Your mentor: TigerRider33
The one who gets killed by nature: Feenie (lol, just a fish out of water)
1st to die: #8-Axel
The one you form an alliance with: Marauder Shields (Yes! Me and Reptar)
The one you have to kill to win: Ultimaweilder

And I just realized that I should really clean out my friends list.

:D

Come, let me teach you~

 

Steals your food: Nova
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Kenni-chan
The career: HeartofFire
Your mentor: Diamond Angel
The one who gets killed by nature: Boy Wonder ;.;
1st to die: Amethyst Heart
The one you form an alliance with: Rissy
The one you have to kill to win: zexykupo (Of course it would be my sister I had to kill...)

So many inactive members...

 

I find the fact I'm the career funny. LOOK OUT, EVERYONE. I'M COMING TO KILL YOU WHILE SADISTICALLY LAUGHING. (That was the impression I got from the careers in the movie.)

 

Well, this was my impression of the careers.

"Where are you, little girl? I want to smile as I slit your throat/bash your head in/blow you up."

 

Okay, noob question, but what were the careers (i.e. which character would of been one)?

 

Careers are the ones that are trained to kill, like Kato?Cato?, they're all from Districts 1 and 2.

 

Bite me.

Steals your food: Cookiie (she steals herself..I guess..)
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Korosu (ooooh, PLOT TWIST)
The career: RoxasPutYourPantsOn (...awkward..)
Your mentor: Llave de Espada (yep, I can see this)
The one who gets killed by nature: River Song (silly enzyme, you can't speed up ALL reactions)
1st to die: Maru (mwehehehe)
The one you form an alliance with: Chipster the Cat (that'll be the day)
The one you have to kill to win: Oerba Yun Fang (the forum's only big enough for one true scot, after all)

 

Oi! Portal 2 co-op, fish!

And I love how I only show up on everyone's lists as an ally or mentor (because I'm too nice to kill anyone)~

 

I love how I'm not popping up on everyone's list. xD Yeah for not having many people as my friend. :3

 

Steals your food: Twilight_Nobody13 (This happens, even outside of the Hunger Games)
Betrays you but you kill them instantly: Falling Star
The career: RRMS
Your mentor: Spunk Ransom :)
The one who gets killed by nature: Jaden Yuki
1st to die: Sing Star
The one you form an alliance with: HeartofFire
The one you have to kill to win: Machina

 

That is but a false alliance. I was simply using you then.

You seem to have NO trouble at all at threatening to kill certain people /coughmecough/

 

B|

No, because I was using you... plus I wanted to make Ace Attorney references to someone who would share my enjoyment~

That's different. You'd be an easy target, but killing an innocent human being that I've never talked to before would be awful...

 

You cannot use me. How foolish do you think I am?

Me? An easy target? Pfft. Don't make me laugh. I would totally own you.

 

Would you like me to give a blunt answer or try and be roundabout?

I have a TARDIS, an Iron Man, a telepath and a bunch of BAMF men. You have an attorney, a replica and derpy servants.
Point, me~

 

How about the option where you don't potentially end up making me cry?

Bish, I have an Ace Attorney, an Ace Spirit Medium, an Ace Spirit Medium in training, an Ace Detective, an Ace Thief, an Ace Detective, and an Ace Prosecutor. Not to mention I have gun wielding boobs Mami, as well as a replica protagonist, derpy servents, a Tim Curry and a horde of Sweet Transvestites. And I'll even through in a Potato while I'm at it.

 

Not an available option. Try again, fish.

Again, I have a TARDIS. Any and all of your arguments are instantly invalid.