So I want to go to England for a weekend

but my stupid gf is 16 and probably isn't allowed to go D:
Through my work I was able to go on a 3 day mini-cruise to Newcastle for cheap, and I really wanted to do that for our 5 month "anniversary" but her stupid ****ing parents are dickheads and I don't understand why they wouldn't let me take her on a cruise for three days, on a island 245 miles away from home, kissing and feelin her up all day and rock the boat all night long and...

oh I see where they're coming from

 

Don't rock the boat, baby D:

it'll capsize.

and you want to float her boat, not sink it.

 

best bf ever