[Could not make this up] I hear a scream of delight, so I look outside, with one hand over one eye just in case, and I see people ****in swimming in my pool. So I get up, get dressed, and go outside, and their car is already leaving the driveway, and the driver is waving at me. ....The ****?
Lol, reminds me of stopping at a stop light and everyone getting out of their seats and running around and everyone switches seats. I've always wanted to do that, just to fuck with the person behind me, so see what they would do. Lol.
There is a raspberry bush in my backyard and in the middle of the night I was letting my dog out and someone was just eating my raspberries D: So then I was mad and raspberry-less.
I thought you were gonna say: "7 A.M. wakin' up in the morning gotta get fresh gotta go down stairs "
This is part of the reason I got rid of my pool. I didn't want to be liable for someone else's kids. Next time: Get their license plate number and report them for trespassing. 8D Also, sucks about the filter. Is it expensive?
You just had a genuine "Hey you kids, get off my lawn" moment, and you wasted it. I tsk at you. I found this high-larious.