So I troll on the PSHome as a girl

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  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    And this desperate guy is asking me for my phone number.

    I have never before hated my own gender this much. Ladies, I deeply apologize on behalf of all the true gentlemen out there. We do not deserve you just because we expect to be deserved.
     
  2. Jⱥy King's Apprentice

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    Did you tell him your real gender in the end?
     
  3. Llave Superless Moderator

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    He sent me a friend request and I deleted and blocked him. Twould be better to forget "this wee lassie" than realize I was a dude, and I don't dig dudes.

    I think I make the persona of a woman a little too well....
     
  4. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    Llave - Heartbreaker.
     
  5. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Meh I'm sure he'll get over it. If he was desperate enough to ask me out on a Gaming Network (That is very unromantic bros, just saying.), then he's desperate enough to get over "her" and find a new girl.
     
  6. Amaury Chaser

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    Don't you think you kind of asked for it, though? XD
     
  7. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Actually not really. I made my PSH character a girl, because I think it's cute. But I could just be standing anywhere and a bunch of guys come up to me and say I'm beautiful and I make them feel good.

    I just facefloor the entirety of it. I suppose my character is so flippin sexy, it turns women into lesbians, because I have also had a girl come up to me and ask me to be her girlfriend....
     
  8. Amaury Chaser

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    Oh, wow, lol.
     
  9. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    You may never know. He could be madly in love with you. He may have//does have pictures of your network icon plastered all over his wall. He has a smaller, travel friendly photo of the posters and he kisses it every night, whispering "I love you." before snuggling down and stepping into the land of nod; dreaming of your future together. A house, kids and various other matrimony adventures. He was madly in love with you and you broke his heart. How dare you!
     
  10. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Lol yup that's me, I'm a boy breaker. ;D

    He actually wrote me a poem. And no offense to the gent it was terrible.

    ALL I WANT IS TO ENJOY MY SEXY CHARACTER WITHOUT GUYS WANTING TO DIGITALLY INSERT THEIR PEE-PEE'S INTO MY NONEXISTANT BIRTH CANAL.!!!
     
  11. venster You never heard of me, but I pop in time to time

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    Omg....that is just hilarious. xD Though very awkward at the same time.
     
  12. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I find I have the opposite problem a lot of places online.
     
  13. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    I wonder if it's the name.

    ...NAH! I can't be.
     
  14. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I think you'll find this article very interesting: http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html[DOUBLEPOST=1347121672][/DOUBLEPOST]
    I think you should show us this poem.
     
  15. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    What?
    I can't appreciate fine British actors with a penchant for war movies? The boy does look great in a military uniform.


    And what can't you be?
    You can be anything you put your mind to be. Heck, I set out to be a unicorn and damnit if I'm not one today.
     
  16. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Oh derp. I didn't notice the typo. I meant "It" instead of "I". But now that you bring it up. I think I'm going to be an elf today. :'D
     
  17. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    That's the spirit!
     
  18. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Not surprised. Most guys tend to fall in love with a girl with a sexy voice on psn. Mostly on x-box live because they all think they look like their avatar.
     
  19. Llave Superless Moderator

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    But I don't talk on there... :c
     
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