So I tried to buy compressed air today

for cleaning the dust out of my computer. I got carded and they didn't let me because I'm not 18. :'c Birthday, come sooner please. I'll just order some offline kekeke

But seriously though, I am upset about that. I am old enough to drive a car and to sleep with old men but I can't purchase compressed air?

 

Get the old men you sleep with to buy it.

 

You work at a retirement home?

 

Stranger part about that is that they already add bittering agents to the stuff to stop people from huffing it. The only real risk is giving yourself frostbite not that I've done that or anything

 

... Did not think of this. Prostitute myself for compressed air?

 

It is entirely acceptable. In fact, you're in luck, I happen to know a guy - but he's into lolis . . . Well, you are twelve after all, I'm sure Rv- *shotshot*

two khv jokes in one. score.​

 

Llave is there for this. c:

This is what Llave is about!​

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Best cardboard sign held up by a homeless person ever.

 

HOW FUNNY. I just clean out my keyboard last night but i jsut did it the long way by pulling off all the keys and yeah.

but now i think i broke something.

 

yeaaahh that might not have been the best plan.

But my computer is hella dusty

Also Newegg sold me them so take that Office Max~

 

This would probably work
if you didn't already do it for free here.~

 

Oh god, Plums.

What has been... no, not even.

 

Speak for yourself.

I pay by the minute. Thank god I only last about two.

 

By popular demand bby~

 

Misty, I seriously thought you were older than me. Now I know I'm one of the oldest here. Can we have a old people's section mods?

 

You got carded to buy compressed air?

...Wow.

 

You can get seriously high on that stuff and sound like James Earl Jones for like 20 seconds.

 

What happens in the staff section stays in the staff section. o;

I thought we weren't counting Chev and Sabby in this.~

 

I don't look at stuff like compressed air and have these thoughts.

Srsly

Compressed air is for cleaning things like keyboards.
Epsom salt is for dry skin. (I use it in taking care of my fish.)
Nail polish is for making your nails fabulous.
Cough syrup is for when you're sick.
Bath salts are for taking baths with.
Gasoline is for your car/snowmobile/atv/etc.

And so on.