So I met this girl.

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  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I was just getting a frozen yogurt at yoblendz, picking toppings and the usual stuff.



    And then I saw her.



    She was on a Macbook Air (a black one at that). She had the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen, the hottest bangs a chick could have, and legs that kill.


    So I walked over to her after getting my yogurt and started talking to her. She seemed to feel like there was nothing wrong with a complete stranger coming and chatting her up right out of the blue.


    And I found out some stuff about her:

    [1] She likes all the kinds of music I like.

    [2] She loves all the same foods as I do.

    [3] She's 15.

    [4] She lives nearby.

    [5] She's single.



    But there's just one thing that makes it all awkward.








    Her name is Cassie.
     
  2. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Does that make it awkward for the reason I think it does?
     
  3. Yozora Archer

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    I uhhh...don't get it.


    But if you like, you can give me her email/MSN/Facebook so I can stalk her.

    Also, legs that kill. Made me think of this.

    [video=youtube;JUtWHPZk7Es]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUtWHPZk7Es[/video]

    SHE'S GOT THE LEGS THAT KIIIILLLLL
     
  4. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yes. And she looks a lot like her too.
     
  5. Arch Mana Knight

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    You two were made for each other.

    IT WAS DESTINED TO BE

    INEXPERIENCE? YES PLEASE

    Too good to be true.

    *insert trollface here*
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Except that the other does not like the same music as you. I do not know about foods...
     
  7. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Give her a nickname.
     
  8. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The Spam Zone: People blogging about their lives since 2006.
     
  9. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If I called her Misty, she wouldn't get it.
     
  10. Yozora Archer

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    Ohhhh so that's why it's awkward.
     
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    Misty's real name is Cassie?

    @.@
     
  12. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Entire thread is confusing.

    Completely understand now.
     
  13. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Pretty much my reaction
     
  14. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Call her Castiel.

    There's a good chance she'd appreciate it

    #saving potential relationships since November 2011
     
  15. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Well it's alright, she's above the age of 12 so you're fine.. just remember that.

    /whatanotherMistyisreallyyoungjoke?Please....
     
  16. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    The only reason I remember that Misty's name is Cassie is because of Cassie
     
  17. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Now that's just plain rude.
     
  18. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    I'm not being offensive to Misty, it's just I remember a comment she made about how her name was censored once because ass was in it. Then it just kinda stuck.
     
  19. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I figured, but a chance to use a KH quote doesn't come up every day on a KH forum.
     
  20. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Cassie, so sweet C-A-S-S-I-E~

    It could be Misty, but then she would be like 12... you sure she's not lying about her age?