So I looked up my name on Urban Dictionary

Let's look at the results and see what fits me:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I call bullshit.

Again, total bullshit.

**** it I'm done >.>

 

HoT is clearly the one who wrote all of these.

Also:

To break it down:

Haha no. I'm the kind of guy that every girl is supposed to want, but I'm not attractive enough.

Yes, yes, yes, and-

Nope.

I've been told that I have lovely eyes almost all my life, but no girl has ever commented on my smile.

Yep!

Nope!

Classic me.

Eh, 9/13 isn't bad.

 

I get my confidence from my all of my regular friends. They're all girls, by the way.

Oh, look what I got for my first name:

ಠ_ಠ

 

A little generous, aren't you?

 

It's 69%, which is a C+ in most Middle Eastern countries.

 

You misunderstand my meaning.

 

Help me to not misunderstand, then?

 

...

 

OH BOY

You don't get on a Chris' bad side.
You don't **** with a Chris
You don't even attempt to show a Chris up.
Always remember a Chris can see through lies and your bullshit.
A Chris never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk **** and kick ass.
A strait up bad-ass.
A Chris is the guy to find when you
1: Need someones mouth shut for good.
2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.
A Chris can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off.
A Chris has an answer to every problem.
A Chris is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back.
A Chris rocks a 5.0/4.0 GPA because of his AP classes.
A Chris knows everyone.
A Chris can talk his way out of a detention to an expulsion.
A Chris drives any car smoothly and swiftly giving any racer a run for their money.
A Chris is a natural born sex god with a huge cock and the ability to satisfy any girl.
A Chris has hawk eyes as blue as a lagoon that can see at a 180 degree angle.
A Chris has chill brown hair that shines even in the dark.
A Chris is cut up with muscles.
A Chris smells seductive and mysterious.
A Chris never gets boring.
A Chris can master any expertise.
A Chris' teeth makes snow look yellow.
When a Chris has a girlfriend he makes everyone jealous.
A Chris can figure out how to fly a jet using only cool, calm, and collected personality.

 

I'd make it my life's mission, but I'm afraid you'd hit them.

 

Can I ford you?

 

I'm saying that, if you behavior here is any indicator at all, you would probably should have given yourself 5/13 instead.

 

Oh, she'd hit them alright.[DOUBLEPOST=1358235381][/DOUBLEPOST]

Ah. Don't worry. I'm only an ass online. I'm also way cooler in real life. That said, I'm still not very cool in real life.

 

Oh wow lol.

 

The fact that you find it acceptable to act worse online makes you seem somewhat cowardly and two faced. So are you cleaning up your act for the outside or are you letting yourself slip here?

 

i would prob get in trouble if i posted mine ;~;

 

Good lord... I am so sorry

 

)":
i didn't even know that definition existed. i took it from a show because i thought it was cute :z

 

Meh. Can't say I agree too much. Willing to concede the loyal, friendly and listening though. Maybe funny, but it's 3 am for me right now. I'd pretty much laugh if anyone said "poop".