So I got on Facebook.

And my old second grade teacher requests me. I add her, and then realize something.

HOLY BALLS HER LAST NAME IS NOW THE LAST NAME OF MY BEST FRIEND FROM THAT TOWN


HER AND HIS DAD GOT MARRIED

WTF

 

My elementary school teachers hated me so much. I would never want to see that happen to me.

 

I would so do my third grade teacher.

 

This

My third grade teacher was hot.

 

My little sister has her. I went to a parent teacher conference.

And I was like

 

I was a depressed little **** in elementary, My teachers had to give me notebooks so I can write my feelings in them. In these notebooks, I seemed to despise this kid named David.

 

I had the same reaction while I was looking through one of my yearbooks.

Does this David actually exist?

 

Yeah. I looked through my yearbooks and I have this David scribbled out.

 

I used to beat the shit out of other kids, and I had a behavior chart or log type thing where my teachers would put stars and checks if I was good during the lesson and my teachers would have to report back to my parents and the principle by the end of the week to see my progress. I also used to shout out in class. Such a badass second grader.

 

Haley, You handsome rougue. This is why you are hot shit.
You must've won all the boys back then, huh?

 

She was beating them away with a stick.

Literally.

 

I was a nerdy as hell little kid. I was that one kid that most of the other kids stayed away from unless they needed something. :v

 

So I got on Facebook...and didn't add Dalk.

Alright, that's officially old even for me xD


I was a tiny little kid >>
I played the little caterpillar who ate too much...until he got fat, then we got this morbidly obese beast to play it. >>

And I was one of the few kids in my class who used the correct pronouns. It annoyed me hearing a boy call a girl "him" and a girl calling a boy "her"

 

I was Like the anime kind of kid >.>
Really nice and innocent REALLY Innocent >.>
You have no idea how much I Suffered for that on 5th grade u_u

 

The Heck KHV Is/was Really Violent :O
Even as Kids.

 

I developed problems in 6th grade.

I remember throwing a textbook at my social studies teacher because he was writing down notes faster than I could take them.

 

I had an english teacher who started a lecture with;

"Julius Cesear. He was a bastard. There's not a lot more you can say about him."

 

My history teacher has an immense crush on Will Smith, If we mention him she will talk about him the whole time we are in class.

 

In Kindergarten/first grade, I was a creative little bugger and so I always drew creative pictures of what I saw when I was looking outside instead of paying attention in class. The teachers then asked me to write a story about what I drew, because I needed to develop writing skills as well as drawing skills, so I ALWAYS wrote poems instead of actual stories.

They were good poems, I don't think I can even write poems that well now.

Also, I remember when I first started to write, I thought every word had to be separated with a dash, even though I could already read and saw that no words in my books were.

Also also, I read the third Harry Potter in kindergarten, but it took me half the year D;