I went away for two days and found out that my roommates finally paid their outstanding bills from before I moved in and got the internet back on. My laptop's still ****ed up but my wonderful beau<3 is letting me use hers since she never touches it (OH MY GOD, SO MUCH IS WRONG WITH IT. BABY, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO UPDATED BROWSERS AND ANTIVIRUS). Unfortunately, the other main bread maker of this household just lost her job and may have to move back home so if she doesn't find a job soon (right to work state + her record = not a lot of willing employers), our household income may shoot down and bye, bye internet again. Regardless, oh god, I've missed this site.
Well that sucks. But hey, you're back to being with us again. What can be better than that? And I worry about your girl's lack of internet knowledge.