So guys

What do you think an 18 year old guy would like on his birthday?

 

lost virginity .

 

Pornography.

 

All of the above.

 

Ball in a cup.

 

A girl.
It's what I'm getting one of my best friends...

 

I knew someone would say that.

D: No cologne?

 

You can buy cologne but remember to sneak in a Playboy or Penthouse issue in the bottle.

 

Brick on a rope .

 

Get it in a big ass box. No one will know. <.<

 

B..but....that won't fit. D:

 

Then use the bodies of either Kannira or Fruit Loops.

No one will know.

 

Wait, what?

 

I guess I'll use Fruit Loops if he comes back. :/ Then he'll finally know I'm not his mother.

 

=/ Im food not a human.

 

Then why did you refer to me as mom in two vms?

 

Cause......
I was human back then. :c

 

...Oh I hate it when this happens.

 

a sammich.

 

.....I just might give this to that person I was talking about.