So convo with my girlfriend

"Better not be eating my pizza" ME
"I'm not your piece is still right there" *points to piece* GF
"IT BETTER BE OR ILL STAB YOU WITH KINDNESS!" ME

 

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

 

You sicken me.

 

Yeah I'm going to stab her with my *blank* in her *Blank* until Blank* rolls out her *Blank*

I sicken you, why do I sicken you my good sir?

 

You did not place a comma after "not" and before "your".

 

Grammer nazi to zee max, Yah?

 

Fixed that for you.

 

There are lots of people like that here. Because there are always some members who sort of text type. All the time.

 

Like how I used to back in the day?

 

Oh, you.

Maybe she spoke without pausing.

 

GRAMMAR*

Shame on both of you.

 

Eh, put a sock in it. :P

 

Ah, but that was a fragment, not a full sentence. Therefore, the rules of sentences do not apply.

 

The rules of spelling still apply, which was my rage.

I miss Jade Rhade(Jhade Rade? No that can't be right), her grammar hammer knew no mercy.

 

Either way a Grammar nazi is a grammar nazi lol

 

But it works! You used the correct spelling, It's really a good thing for everyone.

Starseeker3 on the other hand...lost cause.

 

We should stop before this turns into an argument thread even though many people on this site would agree.

 

I remember when she challenged me in the Discussion section.

Poor kid.

 

Oh my... I certainly wouldn't recover from something like that.

 

I've grown tired of her(?) threads to the point where I made the personal and professional decision to turn them all into Spiderman threads. I don't think a finer decision has occurred on this forum since Sara decided to step down.