So...College...

Yeah, I'm going to it 0.o
My placement tests are on Monday.
bla bla bla im so excited bla...
so, whats college like? what can i expect?

 

Imagine a gigantic phallus senselessly plowing your brain matter over and over again for a year, only stopping briefly to chug a cold one and tell you how you're not pretty like your mother

and then imagine that when it's done, you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" and hand it a suitcase of money

 

What's a phallus?

 

The best way to learn is to always type it into google image search.

 

That thing your girlfriend uses because you don't give her joy between her beef curtains.

 

Over here, high schools are called colleges and colleges are Universities.

 

Well said Kaxej

 

Actually, high schools are called high schools and colleges and actual college doesnt exist.

We aussies gotta find another place to get drunk and have sex at 17...

 

Wait, wha-?

My head hurts.

 

For example, a high school may be called "Blakehurst High school" or "St Spyridon College"

as for the american colleges, we dont have those, we need to find other places to get drunk and have sex

 

Meaning

High schools can be called high schools, but if their religious their called colleges

American colleges are Universities here​

 

Yes, but i always thought uni was more civilised than college...

 

I'm hoping to go to Griffith, do they have Griffith there?​

 

bring aster roth with you