So Aqua meets nearly every Disney prince...

...and yet none of them try taking a shot as her. I mean, who would choose Snow White over her?

 

Snow White has interests other than being a martyr.

 

mainly getting dicked.

 

That's Ariel.

 

Snow White has friends and can lure animals with her voice.

 

To be fair, Aqua would probably destroy all of them


In battle, I mean...

 

Didn't Zack try to get her to date him? I know he's no Disney prince but still.

 

VS



C'mon, who really deserves to be rejected.

Spoiler

Aqua.

Spoiler

By the fan base

 

Everyone knows Phillip could get the business.

 

Not unless Aqua is unconscious.

 

woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that escalated quickly.

 

Hey he is the one making out with a girl in a coma where she can't say no.

 

In his defense, the dating pool can be quite tough to swim in. Ya gotta do watcha gotta do.

 

arts and crafts > talking to animals

 

Arts and crafts don't generally lead to cool adventures the way talking to animals does

Also are you high

 

DID YOU EVEN PLAY BBS

 

Are you really going to tell me that BBS is a better adventure than Dr. Dolittle or Alvin and the Chipmunks?

 

Why Zack ;-;

 

Everyone hits on Aqua in the Coliseum. Except Herc.