Remember that time Jaden got basically the entire collective forum to come out to a thread and tell him how disgusted they were?
He PM'd me with it because at some point this year I posted wondering when I first joined the site and he never forgets anything you say ever AMEMAURY 2013 I know not why he went for that thread in particular, when any thread I'd posted in on my old account would do
He is actually the collective forum project to archive every movement and event that has happened in the forum.
Oh no, you're being too specific. He is A.M.A.U.R.Y. A Machine Autonomously Unrelenting in Remembering You
...So Amaury is a robotic elephant designed by the site staff to archive every event in the forum's history? Alrightie.