and after an intense series of tests, the doctor solemnly tells the man "I have bad news and even worse news" The man says "All right, what's the bad news?" The doctor responds, "You are going to die in 24 hours." The man is stunned. "That's horrible. What am I going to do for those 24 hours? It's too much for me how to decide." The doctor says "Well, that's the worse news. I forgot to call you yesterday."
