So a guy called Big Boss added me on Steam

and then this happened.

01:27 - Revolver Ocelot: SNAKE
01:27 - Big Boss ✌: OCELOT
01:27 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME
01:27 - Big Boss ✌: DONT TELL ME YOUR USING ANOTHER VINTAGE REVOLVER
01:27 - Revolver Ocelot: ...
01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: I CAN SELL IT OFF AS A COLLECTOR'S PIECE
01:28 - Big Boss ✌: YOUR GONNA MISS AGAIN YOU KNOW
01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: NO WAY
01:28 - Big Boss ✌: YOUR TOO USED TO THAT GLOCK
01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AN OCELOT NEVER LETS HIS PREY ESCAPE
01:28 - Revolver Ocelot: I CANMEOW AND ****
01:29 - Big Boss ✌: YOUR USED TO EIGHT BULLETS BUT YOU ONLY GET ^ IDIOT
01:29 - Big Boss ✌: 6
01:29 - Big Boss ✌: DAmmit
01:29 - Big Boss ✌: DO I HAVE TO CALL YOUR MOTHER
01:29 - Revolver Ocelot: OH YOU'D LOVE THAT
01:29 - Revolver Ocelot: BOSS THIS BOSS THAT
01:30 - Big Boss ✌: CRAP I FORGOT SHES DEAD ISN'T SHE
01:30 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN
01:30 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS A TRUE PATRIOT
01:30 - Revolver Ocelot: ;_;
01:30 - Big Boss ✌: WELL I COULD SEND YOU HER LAST SONG
01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: I'M TOO COOL FOR SONGS
01:31 - Big Boss ✌: WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOME WEIRD JAPANESE ****
01:31 - Big Boss ✌: COME ON OCELOT I KNOW YOU LIKE THE JAPS
01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST ITS NOT PAZ' THEME
01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: HELL NO
01:31 - Revolver Ocelot: COWBOYS ARE WHERE ITS AT
01:32 - Big Boss ✌: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH KAZ
01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: MAYBE I AM KAZ
01:32 - Big Boss ✌: OH WAIT YOU KILLED HIM
01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: HEY
01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: AINT MY FAULT LIQUID CANT PLAN AHEAD
01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BACKSTABBING LITERALLY EVERY PERSON?
01:32 - Revolver Ocelot: **** AINT EASY
01:32 - Big Boss ✌: DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR ARM LIKE THAT
01:33 - Revolver Ocelot: MY ARMS A ******
01:33 - Revolver Ocelot: I CUT HIM OFF AFTER 2
01:33 - Big Boss ✌: WHY THE HELL DID YOU LOOT LIQUIDS BODY JUST FOR HIS ARM IN THE FIRST PLACE?
01:34 - Revolver Ocelot: CANT FLIP REVOLVERS AND **** WITH JUST 1 HAND YO
01:34 - Revolver Ocelot: GOTTA LOOK COOL WHEN I USE YOU ALL
01:34 - Big Boss ✌: BUT WHY HIS WHY NOT MAYBE ERMMM... A NORMAL TRANSPLANT. ANYWAY IN CQC A KNIFE CAN BE BETTER THAN A GUN *******
01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: CQC WHATS THAT SOME KIND OF JUDO?
01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: AND WHAT IS THAT STANCE?
01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: I LAUGH AT YOU
01:35 - Big Boss ✌: THAT STANCE BROKE YOUR ARM
01:35 - Big Boss ✌: TWICE
01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH WELL
01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: IM A COWBOY
01:35 - Revolver Ocelot: NOT A ****IN NINJA
01:36 - Revolver Ocelot: ..****IN NINJAS TAKIN MY ARM
01:37 - Big Boss ✌: WELL RAIDEN CUT OF HIS ARM TO GET FROM UNDER A ROCK. EVENTHOUGH HE COULD LIFT MY ****INGOUTER HAVEN
01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: RAIDENS A *** WHO GETS LIGHTNING POWERS FOR NO REASON
01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE **** WAS THAT ****
01:37 - Big Boss ✌: ACTUALLY WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE OUTER HAVEN
01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE
01:37 - Revolver Ocelot: ....
01:38 - Revolver Ocelot: MOUNT SNAKEMORE!
01:39 - Big Boss ✌: WELL WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT SNAKE INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RAM INTO HIM. LIKE REALLY DID BREAKING YOU ARM MAKE YOU A ******
01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE
01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: TO GET HIM TO DO THINGS FOR ME
01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE I DO THAT
01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: EVERY.
01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: SINGLE.
01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: TIME.
01:39 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU'D THINK THEY'D LEARN
01:40 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THEN YOU THREW OFF YOUR GLASSES, JACKET. WHICH WAS A WASTE OF MONEY. AND YOU STILL LOST AGAINST SNAKE. MY SON WHO LOOKS LIKE HIS IN HIS 70S AND IS DYING CONSTANTLY
01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: IT HAD TO BE CINEMATIC
01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: AND I WAS PRETENDING TO BE LIQUID
01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: AND HE DID IT BACK IN 1
01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: I JUST WANTED TO OUTFIGHT AT LEASY ONE SNAKE DAMNIT
01:41 - Revolver Ocelot: LEAST*
01:42 - Big Boss ✌: BUT HE KILLED LIQUID WHILE HE WAS IN METAL GEAR BACK IN ONE. SO WHY DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT.
01:43 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE IM THE BOSS' ****ING SON
01:43 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU DONT MESS WITH THAT ****
01:44 - Big Boss ✌: AHH BUT... SNAKE IS MY SON... BIG BOSS'S SON. WHO SAW YOUR MUM'S BEWBS
01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: ...
01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU ALSO CHASED AFTER HER EVERY WORD LIKE A DOG
01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: WHOSE A GOOD SNAKEY?
01:44 - Revolver Ocelot: NOT YOU.
01:45 - Big Boss ✌: ...
01:45 - Big Boss ✌: DAMMIT
01:45 - Big Boss ✌: THAT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
01:45 - Revolver Ocelot: I'M PRETTY GOOD
01:46 - Big Boss ✌: I GUESS IM THE ONE THATS RANDOMLY GONNA JUMP OFF THE PLANE THIS TIME. YOUR PRETTY GOOD
01:46 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU KNOW THAT REALLY WAS A DUMB IDEA
01:46 - Revolver Ocelot: AND IT WASNT AS COOL AN EXIT AS I THOUGHT
01:47 - Big Boss ✌: WELL I DO WANT TO FEEL THAT FRESH AIR RUNNING THROUGH MY OLD ASS
01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: ...
01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: THANKS FOR THE IMAGE
01:47 - Big Boss ✌: IT WAS MY PLEASURE
01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: IM STILL GUNNA GET YOU
01:47 - Big Boss ✌: COME ON YOU ARE IN YOUR 60S OR SOMETHING
01:47 - Revolver Ocelot: AN OCELOT NEVER LETS HIS PREY ESCAPE OR WHATEVER
01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: IDC
01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: ILL HAVE SOME MAKRET MAN
01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: PUT FOXDIE IN SNAKE
01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: AND ITLL MAKE LIKE
01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: NO ****IN SENSE
01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: IT'LL BE GREAT
01:48 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN YOU'LL THINK IT'S GOOD
01:49 - Big Boss ✌: BUT YOUR NOT AN OCELOT AND IM NOT A SNAKE. MY NAME IS JOHN BY THE WAY. APPARENTLY THE MOST OVERUSED NAME IN THE UNIVERSE.
01:49 - Revolver Ocelot: PRETTY BORING NAME
01:49 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT ILL REMEMBER IT
01:49 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN THOUGH MY NAME IS SOMEHOW BOTH ADAMSKA AND SHALASHASHKA
01:50 - Big Boss ✌: YUP WELL I THINK SOMETHING WAS LOST IN TRANSLATION
01:50 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH, CONVERTING RUSSIAN FROM JAPANANESE TO RUSSIAN TO ENGLISH IS LIKE
01:50 - Revolver Ocelot: A ****IN DUMB IDEA
01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: NEXT THEY'LL SAY REX CANT BEAT THE MODEL DESIGNED TO COUNTER I-
01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: OH.
01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: CAN*
01:51 - Big Boss ✌: WOW YOU REALLY HAVEN'T AGED WELL
01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: WELL **** NEITHER HAS SNAKE
01:51 - Big Boss ✌: I WASN'T EVEN THERE AND I REMEMBER IT
01:51 - Revolver Ocelot: LOOK AT THAT **** HE LOOKS TERRIBLE
01:52 - Revolver Ocelot: at least i have an excuse
01:52 - Revolver Ocelot: having 2 peersonalities and losing an arm
01:52 - Revolver Ocelot: SHITS STRESSFUL YO
01:54 - Big Boss ✌: wELL HELL LOOK AT ME. FIRST I WAS IN A 9 YEAR COMA AFTER GETTING ****ED UP IN A CAR ACCIDENT. THEN I WAS PUT TO SLEEP BY THE AI. I HAD TO HAVE MOST OF MY PARTS REPLACED FROM MY CLONES. AND I STILL LOOK SEXY
01:54 - Revolver Ocelot: THATS BECAUSE YOU GOT ALL THE BEST PARTS
01:55 - Revolver Ocelot: I GOT A ****** ARM
01:55 - Revolver Ocelot: LUCKY *******
01:55 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A ****ING HORN
01:56 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THAT WAS JUST AN ARM. NOT AN ENTIRE BODY. HELL I GOT A HALF ROTTING BODY WITH A SPLIT SPINE FROM SOLIDUS
01:56 - Revolver Ocelot: YES BUT NANOMACHINES
01:56 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH
01:56 - Revolver Ocelot: WHAT NOW *****
01:57 - Revolver Ocelot: YOU JUST GOT KOJIMA'D
01:57 - Revolver Ocelot: NOT TO MENTION I GOT A BITCHIN MUSTACHE
01:57 - Big Boss ✌: DAMMIT YOU REALLY ARE PRETTY GOOD. BUT STILL I DID DIE ON YOUR MUM'S GRAVE
01:58 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD YOU'RE TRYING TO FOLLOW HER EVERY MOVE
01:58 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT **** AINT RIGHT
01:58 - Revolver Ocelot: ANYWAY
01:59 - Revolver Ocelot: I DID BETTER AGAINST SNAKE THAN YOU DID
01:59 - Revolver Ocelot: HE SET YOU ON ****ING FIRE
01:59 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH IN CRAPPY 2D GRAPHICS. IF I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM MAYBE I COULD HAVE FOUGHT BACK
02:00 - Revolver Ocelot: AND WHEN ABOUT WHEN HE OUTGUNNED YOU IN OUTER HEAVEN
02:00 - Revolver Ocelot: IN TIME TO CLIMB UP A STUPIDLY LONG LADDER
02:00 - Revolver Ocelot: HOW*
02:01 - Big Boss ✌: LADDERS WITH SNAKE SONGS ARE COOL. THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR SNAKES AND LADDERS 2.0
02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: **** THATS GENIUS
02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: WE SOULD MAKE A ****IN GAME
02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: OF JUST CLIMIBNG LADDERS
02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: AND PEOPLE SINGING
02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: CLIMBING*
02:01 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH AND MAYBE A PIT OF PHYSCO MANTIS NARRATION
02:01 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH
02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: HE COULD READ YOUR MIND
02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: "YOU ARE A **** CLIMBER"
02:02 - Big Boss ✌: *?PYSCO??
02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: "SO YOU LIKE TO CLIMB LADDERS?"
02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: PSYCHO YO
02:02 - Big Boss ✌: bUT HE WOULD EXPLODE WHEN HE COULDN'T FIND THE MEMORY CARD
02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: TRUE
02:02 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST HE WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT VIBRATION BEING BACK
02:03 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH THATS SOMETHING
02:03 - Revolver Ocelot: AND THE SORROW COULD ***** AT YOU FOR CLIMBING NONLETHALLY
02:03 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THE SORROW WOULD COME AND JUST THROW HIM BACK TO HELL
02:03 - Revolver Ocelot: AGAIN
02:03 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH
02:03 - Revolver Ocelot: MY DAD IS OP AS **** JESUS CHRIST
02:05 - Big Boss ✌: WELL HE SENT MY TO THE UNDERWORLD TO SEE AL THE BOSSES IVE KILLED EVEVNTHOUGH I KILLED THEM NON LETHALY
02:05 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH THATS KINDA BULLSHIT
02:05 - Revolver Ocelot: AINT YOUR FAULT THEY DECIDED TO BLOW UP
02:06 - Big Boss ✌: EXACTLY. ITS LIKE THE END BLOWING UP WHEN HE DIES OF OLD AGE. THATS BULLSHIT
02:06 - Revolver Ocelot: IT TOTALLY IS
02:06 - Revolver Ocelot: HIM DYING OF OLD AGE IS BULLSHIT
02:07 - Revolver Ocelot: I MEAN COME THE **** ON WSANT HE DEAD ANYWAY EARLIER?
02:08 - Revolver Ocelot: OH GOD PLEASE NO
02:08 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN I DONT LIKE COWBOYS THAT MUCH
02:09 - Big Boss ✌: OH I KNOW YOUR SECRET. THEM TIGER CAMO PIJIAMAS
02:09 - Big Boss ✌: *PIJAMAS?????>??piohgui
02:09 - Revolver Ocelot: NO
02:09 - Big Boss ✌: *IHAVENTAGEDWELL
02:09 - Revolver Ocelot: OCELOTS ARE THE SUPREME CAT
02:09 - Revolver Ocelot: TIGERS ARE ****
02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: AT LEAST I DONT HAVE BOSS PYJAMAS
02:10 - Big Boss ✌: THEN WHY DID YOU WEAR THAT CAMO
02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE
02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: IM LEARNING TO BE GOOD AT CAMO OK
02:10 - Revolver Ocelot: ITS NOT MY STRONG POINT
02:11 - Big Boss ✌: BUT CANT YOU SEE YOUR CAMO INDEX IS TOO LOW. ANYWAY YOU CAN NEVER BE AS PRO AS. YOU HAVE NEVER ASKED IF YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF
02:12 - Revolver Ocelot: WELL HEY
02:12 - Revolver Ocelot: ID ONT TRY TO SNEAK AROUND IN A ****ING TUX
02:12 - Revolver Ocelot: I ****ING LOVE THIS SONG
02:12 - Big Boss ✌: DUDE THAT TUX MAKES ME LOOK FANCY. YOUR MUM SAID SO
02:13 - Big Boss ✌: I GET THE FEELING HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT
02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE SAID ITS **** CAMO AND YOU SHOULD FEEL STUPID
02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: I ALSO GET THAT FEELING
02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: I SHOULD TRY TO TRICK HIM INTO GIVING IT TO ME
02:13 - Revolver Ocelot: THEN I WILL HAVE THE JAR OF DIRT
02:13 - Big Boss ✌: BUT ANGUS PISSED INSIDE
02:13 - Big Boss ✌: IT
02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: ...
02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: WELL ****
02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: I DONT WANT THAT ****
02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: MERYLS THE ONE WITH THE GROSS FETISHES
02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: ...
02:14 - Revolver Ocelot: ;_;
02:15 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH WELL SHE STOPS MANTIS FROM USING HIS MANY VIBRATORS SO **** HER
02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: HEY
02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE DID YOU A FAVOUR WITH MANTIS
02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY SHE BECAME
02:15 - Revolver Ocelot: A MINE READER
02:16 - Big Boss ✌: (facepalm) OCELOT JUST NO WHY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
02:16 - Revolver Ocelot: I THOUGHT IT WAS WITTY
02:17 - Big Boss ✌: THATS LIKE HAL FANCING HIS MUM. ITS SO STRANGE. HELL HIS DAD COMMITS SUICIDE BECAUSE OF IT
02:17 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT **** WAS ****ING WEIRD MAN
02:17 - Revolver Ocelot: NO WONDER HIS DAD OFFED HIMSELF
02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH STRANGELOVE
02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: WAIT ****
02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS INTO KIDS TOO
02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE LIKED PAZ
02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: ****
02:18 - Revolver Ocelot: HUEY WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING
02:19 - Big Boss ✌: ALSO SHE HAD A BIT OF RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BOSS TOO
02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT IS TRUE, BUT IT DIDNT REALLY GO ANYWHERE
02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: **** GOT ****IN OBSESSIVE THOUGH
02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: ...
02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: ******
02:19 - Revolver Ocelot: SERIOUSLYIS EVERY WOMAN IN THIS SERIES MENTALLY UNWELL?
02:20 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH I MEAN THE BOSS WAS SO FREAKED OUT THAT SHE WENT TO SPACE AS SHE WOULD MUCH RATHER GET RADIATION THEN WELL YOU KNWO
02:20 - Big Boss ✌: *KNOW
02:21 - Big Boss ✌: BUT YEAH THERE ARE NO NORMAL WOMEN IN MGS
02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH AND NAOMIS A COMPULSIVE LIAR WHO WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE
02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN
02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: EVEN PARAMEDIC IS ****ED UP
02:21 - Revolver Ocelot: EXPERIMENTIN ON MY BOY FRANK
02:21 - Big Boss ✌: ALL THE B & BS ARE ****ED UP MAN EATERS TOO
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: **** MAN THE B&B CORP ARE TRAGIC AS ****
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS LAUGHING ON THE OUTSIDE
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THIS INSIDE
02:22 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE THE RAGING ON THE OUTSIDE
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS SCREAMING ON THE OUTSIDE
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: SHE WAS CRYING ON THE OUTSIDE
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT CRYING ON THE INSIDE
02:22 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT SHITS STRAIHT UP POETIC
02:23 - Big Boss ✌: I STILL DONT SEE HOW WHEN THEY GRAB YOU AND MAKE OUT IT BECOMES A MISSION FAILED. DOESN'T I MEAN MISSION SUCCED
02:24 - Big Boss ✌: *IT
02:24 - Big Boss ✌: *SUCEED
02:24 - Revolver Ocelot: I THINK SNAKE IS AFRAID OF SCORING AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO MERYL
02:25 - Big Boss ✌: bUT MERYL IS JUST A STRAIGHT UP ***** IN MY OPINION. SO IS SNAKES MUM
02:25 - Revolver Ocelot: AW HELL NAW
02:25 - Revolver Ocelot: MERYL WAS THE ****
02:25 - Revolver Ocelot: BEFORE SHE BECAME ****
02:26 - Revolver Ocelot: ..THATS SOME DEEP **** YO
02:26 - Revolver Ocelot: ANYWAY YOU ****ED SNAKES MUM
02:26 - Big Boss ✌: BUT I DIDN'T
02:26 - Revolver Ocelot: FINE, YOU HAD A NIGHT OF PASSIONATE DRY HUMPING
02:27 - Big Boss ✌: SHE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF THOUGH
02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: THATS BECAUSE SHE WASNT INTO YOU
02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: MUCH
02:27 - Big Boss ✌: I STILL DON'T SEE WHY SHE BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE THOUGH
02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE
02:27 - Revolver Ocelot: THERES ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SNAKE
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AND ONE BIG BOSS
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AND
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: UHH
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: ZERO.
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: MUST BECOME
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: 1
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: TO BECOME
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: ZERO
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: AND THNE YOU KILL HIM
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: THEN*
02:28 - Revolver Ocelot: IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN
02:28 - Big Boss ✌: BUT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT SNAKES OR ZEROS
02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT THERE WILL FOREVER BE SNAKE
02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: BECAUSE HES A WOODEN STICK NOW
02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: APPARENTLY
02:29 - Big Boss ✌: ERMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMM THATS JUST... WHAT THE HELLL
02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: I KNOW RIGHT
02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: IT NONLETHALLY DISINTEGRATES PEOPLE THOUGH
02:29 - Revolver Ocelot: SO THATS COOL
02:30 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH BUT IT IS KIND OF DISGUSTING THAT SNAKE WEARS SOLIDUS'S HEAD LIKE A MASK
02:30 - Revolver Ocelot: IT IS, ITS ALL BURNED AND ****
02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT **** AINT RIGHT
02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: YOUD TIHNK SNAKE WOULD LIKE SOLIDUS
02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: HAVEN TAKEN UP HIS CAUSE AND EVERYTHING
02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: BUT NO
02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: HE JSUT GOES AROUND PRETENDING TO BE HIS CORPSE
02:31 - Revolver Ocelot: WHAT THE ****
02:32 - Big Boss ✌: ALSO WHY DIDN'T HE JUST SCRAPE OFF THE SKIN OF MY HEAD AND USED IT. i WOULD LOOK 10X COOLER AND I WOULDN'T MIND
02:32 - Revolver Ocelot: DUDE WTF MAN
02:33 - Big Boss ✌: DUDE #

02:33 - Revolver Ocelot: THAT ***** EVA PROBABLY STOLE IT FROM YOU WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP
02:33 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH
02:34 - Big Boss ✌: ANYWAY ITS BEEN NICE CATCHING UP WITH YOU OCELOT BUT ILL BE LATE FOR MY BEUTY SLEEP. TIME TO JUMP OFF THE PLANE
02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: AIGHT
02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: ILL BE WATHCIN YOU JOHN
02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: I SHOULD HEAD OFF SOON TOO
02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: ITS 2:34 AM ON THIS SIDE OF THE PLANE
02:35 - Big Boss ✌: WELL ITS 2:35 AM ON THIS SIDE
02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: OH ****
02:35 - Revolver Ocelot: A WHOLE MINUTS DOFFERENCE
02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: ...
02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: YES
02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: DOFFERENCE
02:36 - Revolver Ocelot: THISPLANE IS ****ING LONG TO SPAN A ****ING MINUTE
02:37 - Big Boss ✌: I KNOW RIGHT. WELL LETS SEE THAT WHEN I JUMP OFF. I DON'T CAUSE ANOTHER PARADOX
02:37 - Revolver Ocelot: YEAH CAMPBELL GETS ALL PISSY WHEN THAT HAPPENS
02:37 - Revolver Ocelot: NOW IMM OFF TO HAVE A MYSTERIOUS CALL WITH THE PRESIDENT.
02:37 - Big Boss ✌: YEAH SOMEHOW
02:38 - Big Boss ✌: OK THEN NICE FLYING (JUMPS OFF) CAMPBELL: YOU CAN'T KEEP CREATING IME PARADOXS SNAKE
02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: YES
02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: NO
02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: I AM A RUSE MASTER
02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: THX PRES.
02:38 - Revolver Ocelot: THE END.
02:38 - Big Boss ✌: ................................................................
02:39 - Big Boss ✌: END SCRIPT
02:39 - Revolver Ocelot: METAL GEAR STEAM

 

... This is totally random...

 

What the heck just happened? O_O

 

They're high, that's what. XD

 

No, it's spontaneous.

 

Why am I not surprised? :P

 

So they're just naturally random?

 

That's not what the word "spontaneous" means.

 

Sorry about that. My English is getting bad...

 

Try relearning it?

 

Oh . . . my stomach . . . my spleen . . . my brain . . . my solarplexius . . . this thread . . . hurts.

How do you learn something twice . . .

 

By learning it once and then forgetting it? For example, you probably learned to put a question mark at the end of a question at one point, and you have clearly forgotten that. Just now, you've relearned that.

 

No, I never forgot it. I was making a pause at the end of the statement. I figured you'd get the point I was making.

Also, you can't "relearn" something. You can remember it. Just because you forgot what two plus two is doesn't mean you've forgotten math. You simply need to remember what two and two together make. Unless, of course, you have amnesia, in which case you could relearn something. Though you wouldn't remember having learnt it the first time, so to you it'd be simply learning it for the first time. Everything about our lives, everything we know, everything we've learned is locked up inside our brains. Therefore, even if you may have forgotten something, it's still there inside your head.

Is any of this making sense to you.
/intentionalgrammaticalerror