Sleep

Sleep​

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Why do you elude me?​

If I could leave the internet, I would,​

If I could find you, I should,​

So why do you refuse to visit me?​

I had planned to wake up early​

And live tomorrow as if it were good,​

And spend time with friends if I wanted and could,​

Still I haven't caught you as the clock approaches three.​

Though I wake up at six, half past the hour,​

It's not as if I have a choice,​

The alarm will sound and I will not rejoice.​

I will unwillingly begin the day.​

It will be long, painful, and not sweet, sour.​

I wasted time writing this poem, and for that I surely pay.​

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-Beløw​

 

Normal people: Go to sleep at a reasonable hour, get up early, and go about their day.

Normal KHV users: Go to sleep five minutes before they have to wake up. Drudge around throughout the day, sleeping when they can. Go home and catch their second wind. Do it all again.

Hardcore KHV users: Never sleep. Patrol the forums constantly.

Insane KHV users: Gain their nurishment with every post and like. No need for food or drinks. Same sleeping habits as Hardcore users.

There's also a legendary level of user on KHV. But they're so legendary they're only a myth. It's said they've actually became one with the forum.

 

That's called Amaury.

 

I don't know. I'm usually on past Amaury, but I guess if you were one with the forum, you wouldn't need to be logged on. Interesting . . .