Slayer's Haikus.

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  1. Top-Tier Roxas. Destiny Islands Resident

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    Take a haiku,
    Replace a phrase in the last line with the phrase,
    PILE BUNKER
    and enjoy.
    I used The random Haiku Generator.


    forlorn sunny dogs
    fret, starflowers fade, petals
    and then PILE BUNKER.
     
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    bland ant oozing flames
    returning captive wailing
    scavenging, PILE BUNKER
     
  3. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    FAlL .
     
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    F is for fire that burns downs the whole town
    U is for Uranium...bombs
    N is for no survivors
    P is for PILE BUNKER
     
  5. Top-Tier Roxas. Destiny Islands Resident

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    xD This one is great.

    Or, with slayer's other moves;

    hermit softens, grim 5
    frothy legless pigmies crash 7
    Crash, GALAXY PUNCH! 5
     
  6. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    quickly, piranha
    pulls, madman erupting ghosts
    sneezing, PILE BUNKER
     
  7. Top-Tier Roxas. Destiny Islands Resident

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    xD oh gawd. This is just too funny to me.
    Probably because I'm reading it in his voice.

    I swear, if Pile Bunker collided with Falcon Punch, the universe would be destroyed from the sheer manliness.
     
  8. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    No, Captain Falcon would just go flying into the corner and Slayer would combo the piss out of him.
     
  9. Top-Tier Roxas. Destiny Islands Resident

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    xD it's true.
    He lost so much of his Priority in the "Balancing" of Brawl. ; _ ;
    And Slayer, after even more remakes and balances,
    is still a High-tier character.
    And just too dandy.
    I mean, did you see his "Knocked Out" stance? He doesn't look defeated, just annoyed.
    And his grab makes me chuckle every time.

    Also,

    Humid deathless fears
    marvel mockingly, lustrous
    raining MACH PUNCH
     
  10. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Brawl is not balanced. It was made by a man who does not make fighting games.

    Probably because he's canonically god-tier.
     
  11. Top-Tier Roxas. Destiny Islands Resident

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    Lol, that's what the quotations are for.
    And I'm still good with the low-tier characters there.
    But when someone plays Meta-Knight three matches in a row, I disconnect.

    Lol. "Immortal". People these days just can't make good vampires anymore.