Sitting in my room with my underwear on...

[taking requests]

 

Hawt sauce? XD

 

....yes...

nao

 

I'd like to think you weren't going commando. I had to drive home going commando once with sauce in my hair.

 

commando...nahh

i there is just a nice breeze in my room

 

Now where did I put my spatula?

 

Somewhere the sun don't shine...




























































Wisconsin

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT D:

 

I see that noise has restored his whoring-powers


I miss those days

 

Watch 'til the end. It gets relevant there.

 

Put on a pair of pants dammit. Your buttocks is going to catch a cold.