Silly/Stupid Laws

So what silly/stupid laws do you know of, here are some I just copied and paste

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament ... The hell they going to do to a person who does that? Kill them again?
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down ...Okay?
3. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day ... I think most people disobey this one
4. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter ... Well aren't you Scots nice
5. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet ... Okay why?
6. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen
7. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
8. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour ...Who goes around waring a suit of armour anyways?
9. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.


So what silly/stupid laws do you know of?

 

Here's some stupid laws in my state xD I saw this like a year ago on bored.com, but they removed it

# No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 436.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)

# It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.

# Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).

# All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948)

# No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table, unless such minor shall have first displayed an identification card containing his name, age, photograph, and the signature of his parents or guardian. The minor shall keep such identification card on his person, and it shall be subject to inspection at any time by any peace officer. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall keep and maintain a registration book in which each minor shall sign. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall supply a blank identification card to each parent or guardian who makes request for same. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than ten ($10) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100) for each offense. -KRS 436.320 (Passed 1893; Amended in 1954, Ky. Acts ch. 232, sec. 1)

# It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

# Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars." - KRS 436.140 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)

Lexington
# By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

# It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Owensboro
# A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

 

okay cupcakes were pretty funny but omg annie
wtf ? were the britains thinking xD;

 

I have no idea, we're crazy like that.

 

These are weird laws in California which I just looked up on some website.


You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. (Alhambra)

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. (Arcadia)

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Baldwin Park)

City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." (Belvedere)

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. (Blythe)

It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. (Burlingame)

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Carmel)

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Carmel)

It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle. (Cathedral City)

Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life". (Cathedral City)

All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days. (Cerritos)

It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide. (Chico)

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. (Chico)

Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law. (Chico)

It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street. (Chico)

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico)

One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open. (Dana Point)

 

i laughed at those <:

 

You can't carry around an ice cream cone in your backpocket on Sunday.

 

I heard it's illegal in Florida to tie a pet alligator to a fire hydrant.