Shet Happens

Taoism: "If you understand ****, it isn't ****."
Hinduism: "This **** had happened before."
Confucianism: "Confucius said '**** happens.'."
Buddhism: "**** will happen to you again."
Zan: "What is the sound of **** happening?"
Islam: "If **** happens it it the will of Alah."
Skihism: "Leave our **** alone."
Jehova's witness: "Knock Knock. **** happens."
Atheism: "I don't believe this ****."
Agnosticism: "Can you prove this **** happens?"
Catholicism: "If **** happens, you deserve it."
Judasim: "What does the **** always happen to us?"
Capitalism: "This is MY ****."
Satanism: "senppah tihs."
Voodoo: "**** just doesn't happen, we made it happen."
Baptisim: "We'll wash this **** right off you."
Disneyism: "Bad **** doesn't happen here."
Mythisim: "This is really weird ****."
Surrealism: "Fish happens."
Suicidal: "I've had enough of this ****."
Optimism: "**** won't happen to me."
Darwinisim: "Survival of the shittiest."
Communism: "Lets share this ****."


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