Sentence Game!

So, i'm bored. and I love the Sentence game.
I dunno if this thread has already been created, but yea :lolface:

So if you don't know what to do, Someone starts off with a word, or a sentence. whatever floats your boat, and then someone continues it on.

EXAMPLE:
Me - Today I
Someone Else - Walked around
Another person - The park

ETC ETC.

Sometime's its hilarious. Sometimes it just doesn't workout.
So let's see how this one goes :D

I will Start (:

...The other day

 

I walked into a tree...

 

then walked into a

 

wall and it was

 

squishy
[[o.o;;]]

 

because it was actually

 

made from jell-o

 

a jar of watermelon
edit damn someone beat me to it
because...

 

and a fish all at the same time

EDIT: Previous person didn't need to edit.

 

thanks to the wonderful

 

Suddenly, bananas

 

started raining down from the sky

 

and kicked my dog

 

who rickrolled them back

 

and ended up

 

in the ocean

 

where it was attacked

 

by a shark

 

that wanted some

 

pre-marital sex