Seeing as Shizzy and I still have not selected a cabinet

This thread is open for applications. For those of you who do not know, I am running for president in the '10 spamzone president election. WE need to select the cabinet that will run with us so applications should be put here. Please include what you would want to be secretary of and why you think you would be the best choice.

Here is the list-

Secretary of intelligence-What?
Secretary of noob relations-Kaxej
Secretary of the treasury-
Secretary of spam-Fearless
Secretary of awesome-Atlas
Secretary of defense (making sure we're good with staff so we don't get banned :D)-timexhasxgone
Secretary of education-Haseo
Secretary of assassinating political opposition-HayubasaZeroZ
Secretary of interior-Pika_Power
Secretary of exterior(We're still not sure what either of these do)-
Secretary of the press-
Secretary of secretary-ness?-Stargirl
Secretary of Foreign Relations-Divine_Lunatic

 

I will sit in my chair drinking tea and doing nothing to benefit you in your honor sir.

 

PICK ME!
I want to be in the cabinet!

Edit: I would be a great secretary because I'll do the best I can to be a great secretary.

 

I'll be monitoring your progress as an omnipotent being from above.

 

I wanna be your secretary because I will purchase hookers for you so you can sleep with them and then deny it to the entire forum. Then brag about it in the spamzone.

Position Name: Secretary of Tail

 

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing what you guys want to be secretaries of in your posts.

Also Kaxej, denied on the grounds that I'm too inconceivably white to hire hookers and have a secretary of tail.

 

Could you put a list of things you would like us to be secretaries of so that we can see what's been filled?

 

Since tummer hasn't signed on in ages, I hereby assume his position as Presidential Candidate until his return.

 

Will do.

 

I am Xaale and I approve of this message.

 

Can I be secretary of press, I can handle what is released for the public and what infomation is not released.

 

Secretary of Intelligence or Defense would be interesting, but I am still looking into this.

 

Spam, Awesome, or Assassinating Political Opposition works for me.

 

I'll be the secretary that approves everything you say...Mkay?

 

Dalk, as running president, what position would you recommend me to if I were to be on your cabinet?

 

Intelligence, hands down.

 

I will agree with this.

Why? I'm liking Hayubasa for this better than I'm liking you.

 

Am I in dalk?

 

Wanna know why I use a knife?
Guns are too quick.
You can't savor all the...little emotions...

 

But if I shoot you... you can't stab me.