Scotland is being invaded

By the Vikings no less.

What should i do?

 

Summon Scotia?

 

Tell them Scotland is Iceland and that Iceland is Greenland.

... wait a minute.

 

get an advantage!!!

 

send pics :P

 

Since Scotland has no volcanoes it'll be hard to convince them we're Iceland even if most of them are blonde. ;P

 

Don an old cloak and turn into a Scottish Alfred the Great.

 

And when i flew from them i shall eat some peasant woman's cakes.

They aren't here yet, but they will soon. Crying for mercy isn't an option. >|

 

You could do one of these ten:

1. Start up a Waaagh! to stomp dem viking boyz flat!

2. Nuke the site from orbit. (Its the only way to be sure.)

3. Sing "Be Prepared"

4. Get a god worth KILLING for!

5. Make a donation to the local cult.

6. Play a fiddle while Rome burns. Play the Legend of Spyro.

7. Make a squad that must include, 1 quiet religious guy who goes insane, 1 maverick loose cannon who plays by his own rules and dies in a blaze of glory, 1 covert recon opperative with a dark past who at first betrays the team but then has a last minute crisis of conscience and nobly sacrifices himself for the greater good, 1 fresh faced new recruit who survives but loses his innocence and learns to become a man and 3 or 4 other guys who you don't care about so they can get brutally shot so you can show how serious the war is.

8. Become Batman

9. Go to Italy

10. PUNCH A FISH IN THE FACE!

 

Not active, but Edinburgh is built on an inactive volcano.

And get the men to pull up their kilts - the vikings'll be so scarred they'll just turn and flee.

 

...and how will any of this help me? Besides becoming Batman. xD

Edinburgh Castle is built on a volcanic plug that's insanely old, it's pretty much dead.

And that may have the opposite effect. xD

 

Simple! I'll tell you how each will help you!

1 Watch this (if you can see the video for any reasonjust t say so and I'll give you a differant answer): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uBU5ddX4U

2. Nuke beats everything...except cockroaches. Are they cockroach vikings?

3. It's an awesome song.

4. I'll tell you! In Song. To the tune of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" from Mulan!

Spoiler

[Me]
That’s what we need, a god worth KILLING for!

[Some guy]
I want one with a perfect form with skin that has no scars

[Another guy]
My god will have a pair of horns, with hide as red as Mars

[Mailman]
I couldn’t care less about war or about dreams
It all depends on sneaky schemes

[All]
Maim kill burn
Ah!

[Spider-Man]
And the other countries think they’re fighting for Man?

[Me]
But they still ignore the rewards of a god’s plan

[All]
Right now all we do for our cause is fight chore after chore

[Me]
What do we need?

[All]
A God worth killing for!

[Spider-Man]
I think my god demands skulls

[Mailman]
Mine leaves no chance unmined

[Obama]
Uh…How bout a...god that destroys all
Exterminates mankind?

[All]
Neh.

[Ronald McDonald]
My many pleas grant me disease that makes stomachs stir

[A Farmer]
My pleas make me a blood-mad KILLER!

[Mario]
I’ve a god who can mix his fate into all lands

[Farmer]
But I’ve a god who has such destructive hands

[All]
When we have our gods not one of us will need the Emperor

[Me]
What do we need?

[All]
A god worth killing for!

[Me]
Wish that I had...

[All]
A God worth killing for!
*Whistling*
A God worth-​

5. They could summon a Great Old One to take care of those pesky Vikings.

6. It's Bloody Spyro!

7. It's a classic cliche.

8. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman!

9. Great food.

10. PAWNCH!

 

woohoo! goooo Vikings!



...lolwut?

 

See if you can negotiate like Hiccup did in the book.

 

Give them a boot to the head.

 

I just can't wait to come visit and hug (raid) you Kittyyy <3 :'D

I was thinking the same thing :333

That's the spirit!

 

It's okay, we need to go to the top of Ben Nevis and Summon Ragnarok, that'll get rid of them.

 

Kitty, im sorry but me and my brothers in arms really really want Scotland.

HAIL THOR!


<3

 

Raid? o_o As long as you leave the fridge! And i can't wait to see you again! <3

Unless she summons Odin. @__@ Then we're screwed.

Are you Norwegian? o_O