Scene from my french movie

Me: Grrr, Je suis un ours. I am a bear

Friend: Non, tu n'es pas. No you are not

I walk away

Other friend, carrying a gun and pointing at me: Il est un ours. He is a bear

Friend: Non, il n'est pas! No, he is not!

I get shot by the other friend

Friend: IL N'EST PAS UN OURS! HE IS NOT A BEAR

 

Bonjour .

 

Yr ci yn yr ffwrn.

 

J'aime chocolat <3...

Thought I would be random...
I FAIL at french...

 

..... o.o

So... was the "other friend" supposed to be a hunter?

 

Votre français est meilleur que le mien :) Your French is better than mine

 

Et ma grammaire français est le meilleur que le vôtre. =3

 

Good god babelfish is such a major **** sometimes.

 

Why did you need to use babelfish? Online translators are shit anyway.

 

Cité de la vérité...

 

haw haw haw, baget croissont suflet

 

Zoz guns in french thqts q nez one ,ost of the ti,e ze just zqtching boring ,ovies:


Thats what microsoft keyboard changer does. Makes everything look like crap. Can anyone guess what i wrote?