Saw a movie once.

Man goes to the movies. Says he can't decide which one he wants to see. Says he wants to see a good movie. Says he's uncertain about the movies, having only seen vague previews. Friend says "Oh, this is simple. Great movie, Watchmen, is in theaters. Go and see it. Should have a good time." Man bursts into tears.


Says "But, Friend...

Spoiler

it's full of glowing blue penis

 

lolz, thats why all the girls will go see it.

 

Superhero junk? Does it have special powers?

 

I'm going to see it on saturday solely for that reason.

 

So far, I've heard three opinions about the movie:

1. Amazing, but too much blue penis.
2. Bad, and too much blue penis.
3. "so i herd thars lotz of blu peenis"

 

That's exactly what happened to me and my friends when we saw Watchmen... We'll never be the same.

 

So there are superhero films for homosexuals now?