Here is my fanfic of the earlier times of the organization. Now I have to make some stuff clear. Even if I make fun of Saix and some others it doesn't mean that I don't like them, but I'm not sorry for the stuff I say... Maybe sometimes... Warning! If you are scared of Saix singing one and a half words, Saix's blonde moment and bacon, then don't read this fanfic. *** Thump. Thump. Thump. The sound of a certain member of the oganization. The sound woke number VI and the VIII. VI was used to waking up of that sound, but VIII had just joined and always ran to the door to see where was the noise coming from. He sighed of happiness when noticed that the sound was just VII going to breakfast. The newbie quickly got dressed and followed Saix to the kitchen. Axel was not surprised for seeing the higher ranked nobody starting to cook bacon. "You want some help with that?" the red head asked. "No" One of the few things Saïx knew about Axel was that he loved to burn stuff. "Fine... After that would you maybe want some ice cream?" "We got ice cream! Where, where!" Saix launched at Axel, knocking him down. "In-n-in-t-th-th-the-freezer," Axel gasped. At the same time Xigbar walked in to the kitchen. After giving one look at the situation he asked: "Man! Did you speak about ice cream?" "Uh-huh," Axel answered as Xigbar helped him up. "Remember not to speak about ice cream with Saix around," Xigbar whispered. Axel sighed. He looked at the ice cream obsessed Nobody. It wasn't a pretty picture. Saix weighed more than Xigbar and Axel together and he always had a mustache of some kinda food, like ice cream, for instance. "Wai hihhen who hell me ha he havv ish cheem?" Saix asked. "'Cause your fat," Xigbar answered. Saix spat the ice cream out of his mouth. "I beg your pardon!?!" "Well you aren't getting one!" "Shut up scar face!" Bang! "Ouch!" "Hahaa!" Those were the sounds heard from the kitchen... *** Xemnas heard a knock on his door. He yelled: "Come in!" Saix opened the door and walked inside. "What now, number VII?" Xemnas asked. "Well... Uh..." Saix mumbled. "I don't have all day!" "Well superior... Um... Well... Xigbar hit me!" Xemnas was just taking a sip of his tea, but immediately spat it out. "WHAT!" he yelled. "Yeah. I was just peacefully eating and then he hit me!" "And why are you telling that to me?" "Well... 'Cause... Your the superior and all... And I thought you could punish him or something..." Saix mumbled. "Number VII, you do now that this is the Organization. Not the kinder garden." "Yes, I am aware of that" Saix answered. "Very well then. Say that... He cant have his cookie or something," Xemnas said. "I will superior!" "Will you now go?" "Ye... Wait! We have cookies?!?" *** After eating dozens of cookies Saix finally left to find Xigbar. "Number II! I have a message from the supeerioor!" he yelled, singing the last words. "What now?" Saix heard Xigbar's voice behind him. "Aah! Xigbar! How did you get there?!" Saix yelled jumping on the air. "My room was right behind you." "Oh... Well I have a message from the supee..." "Yes I know that you have a message from the 'supeerioor' " Xigbar said. "You wont get a cookie," Saix said smiling for Xigbar's 'pain'. The older male snorted: "So?" "Aren't you suppose to be begging for mercy?" Saix asked, confused. "No!" Xigbar snorted yet again. "But why not?" "'Because, I'm not a cookie fangirl like you are!" "Don't you mean fanboy?" "No!"
*cracks up at the thought of an obese Saïx* Funny, girl! Just work on writing, you'll be great in no time!
Thanks. I'm glad you liked it :) Yes, Xgbar was being very mean to the poor littlefatSaix Yes I know... My fanfic's have too much dialogue always... But thanks anyways Here is the next chapter! The mystery of the second in command Some furious muttering could be heard. "Stupid Xigbar. Thinks that he's all cool since he's number II and he's got a stupid eyepatch and scars!" Saix was walking walking in circles around the kitchen. Sometimes he would stop to take some food, but mostly he just was walking. "He isn't even second in command!" Saix heard a voice boom behind him: "Neither are you." He quickly turned around to see Xaldin. "Hello Xaldin," Saix said after he caught his breath, since the older man had startled him. "Hello Saix. We hardly see you doing so much 'exercising' without taking an hour long break every once in a while," Xaldin said, before looking at the chicken in Saix's hands. "Well. Of corse you'd have a little snack for yourself." "Go away Xaldin!" "Why wont you go away this time. You're the on always in the kitchen, give somebody else a chance to eat! I haven't seen you without food since... Never!" "Well then you better get your eyes fixed," Saix snapped. Xaldin chuckled: "I don't think there is anything wrong with my eyes" "Prove it!" "I see that you're fat, and everyone else sees that you're fat!" For a second Xaldin thought that Saix would launch at him, but what Saix actually did next, came as a huge shock. One single tear could be seen falling down to Saix's cheek. "Why are you so mean?" Saix asked with huge, gold, cute puppy-dog eyes. "Uh... Saix?" "I-i-i-i just like f-food! Whats so wrong about that?!" "Nothing, but..." Xaldin started, but then realized that Saix wasn't a little kid so he didn't have to be so gentle. "This is the organization. If you can't deal with it then go home," he snapped "But!" "I'm second in command, so talk to me with respect!" "But why are you second in command?" "'Cause Xigbar got dr.. Wait! Why am I telling this for you?" "Because I want to now." "Forget it! I'm not telling!" "Come on!" Saix urged. "Well okay. The reason is... uh Saix?" Saix was jumping up and down of excitement. When he realized what he was doing, he blushed: "Oh... I'm sorry." Xaldin did a face-palm and left the room. *** "Zexion?" "Yes" "Do you know why Xaldin is second in command?" Saix had decided to ask other members the question Xaldin had refused to answer. "Maybe... But why should I tell it to you?" Zexion snapped "'Cause I wanna know the mysteries of the organization!" Saix exclaimed. "Really... Would you call the organization 'respectful'?" Zexion asked. "Yes!" "Do you think anything... Stupid could happen here?" "No..." "Then you don't want to know. Now, please leave me be." "But Zexiooon!" Saix moaned. "Go!" Zexion snapped "B-..." "Now!" "Blah" Saix poked his tongue out, as Zexion did a face palm. *** "Go away." "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes!" "No!" "No!" "Yes! Gah I meant no!" "Go!" "Fine..." That was the out-come of Saïx's conversation with Lexaeus... *** Saix was looking for Vexen. He was the only one who might answer him. The only problem was Vexen was always in his lab and would pretty surely kill anyone who would dare to go in it. "Vexen, I know you're in there!" Saix yelled through the lab door. "No, I'm not!" Vexen answered. "But you just answered me!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "I have an important experiment to do," Vexen muttered. "We all know that you're in there crying about how Axel burned your hair!" "I'll never go even near that nobody! Someday he will kill me..." "We cant die, and I'm sure he would never ever 'kill' you," Saix said trying to make Vexen calm down. For a while there was an awkward silence. Then Vexen broke it with a: "Come in..." So why is Xaldin second in command? Will Vexen's hair ever grow back? Well everybody knows the answer for the second one... But if you want to know why Xaldin is second in command, read the next chapter
So why is Xaldin second in command? Will Vexen's hair ever grow back? Well everybody knows the answer for the second one... But if you want to know why Xaldin is second in command, read the next chapter[/QUOTE] Lol! I'll definetly read the next chapter!
