There's a show on all the wonderfully dangerous and possessing-toxin-so-excruciatingly-painful-that-no-drug-can-even-dull-the-agony-and-we-get-to-hear-all-the-people-screaming animals in Australia. (Oh, they just started talking about the funnel web spider and its deadly neurotoxins. Hoorah.) I might be going to Australia this summer. Help me.