Retorical questions

Heh. I only know 3, and I know their answers. If you know one, please do tell. Ill try to give the answer for it X3

1.What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Nothing

2.If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes.

3.If god is so powerful, then can he create a rock so large he can't lift it?
Yeah

4.How big is half of a whole?
Half as smaller than the whole

5. Which came first- the chicken or the egg?
The chicken that morphed into 3 eggs and hatched the eggs, then a dinosuar took care of them and it went on and on

6.How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
.... Wtf? Probobly 15,000 pine trees worth...

7.If a man says somthing in a forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yes. But it also depends on what he says

 

How big is half a hole?

 

Which came first - the chicken or the egg?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

If a man says something in a forest, and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? (XD)

 

Quoted for LOL-ness.

xD