Republicans Rewrite Psalm 23... X3

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  1. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    This here is an example of an EXTREME satire.... please don't go CRAZY if you're PRO republican.

    for those of who do not know what a satire is...
    SATIRE: (noun) the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

    well... I forget who the author of this was.... but he sure made me laugh... no.. he made the entire class laugh.


    Well basically, just what are your thoughts on this? Do you agree with the author? Do you find him credible? How much of it is TRUE?



    ORIGINAL PSALM 23:
    1. The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want. 2. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadth me beside the still waters. 3. He restoreth my soul: he leadth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. 5. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runeth over. 6. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.


    RE-WRITTEN PSALM 23:
    1. The President is my Shepherd; I shall not dissent. 2. He maketh me to lie down in treeless forests: he leadth me beside the polluted waters. 3. He preserveth the millionaire's tax cut: he leadth me in the highways of consumerism for Wal-Mart's sake. 4. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow Iraq, I will fear no accountability: for Halliburton art with me; thy lesser guided bomb and thy cruise missile comfort me. 5. Thou preparest bogus election results before me in the presence of mine liberal enemies: thou anointest my head with Saudi oil; thy hypocrisy runeth over. 6. Surely evil and cruelty shall follow me all the days of my strife: and I will dwell in the house of Senate of the Republican for ever.
     
  2. Noise For Love and Justice

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    lol YES!


    silly Republicans hehehhehehehehehehee