Redo TV/Movie Scenes with KH in them

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  1. animerocker17 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Rewrite your favorite scenes from TV shows and Movies only with some KH in them
    Do more than just change the names though. Also you may need to rewrite some of them for content
    I'll post the first one
    From my favorite web...series...thing ever Red vs. Blue

    Sora: Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this horse-**** right now!
    [awkward silence from The Organization]
    Demyx: ...Uh, what was that part about the pregnant guy?
    Sora: HE'S NOT PREGNANT! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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    Larxene: No he's right. It didn't work for me, remember?
    Marluxia: Of course it didn't work for you, you're a girl. I mean, you can't even work the entertainment center back at the house. Doesn't mean the remote control is mythically attached to us.
    Larxene: Well alright then you little smartass, you try it.
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    Xemnas: What's all this ruckus?
    Demyx: There's and enemy trying to get into the base.
    Xemnas: Where?
    Demyx: Right there.
    Xemnas: Where? Behind Axel?
    Demyx: He means me sir.
    Demyx: Oh, Axel, Why didn't you tell me it was you?
    Axel: Demyx, I did tell you it was me.
    Demyx: Well you didn't say it was you, you just kept saying "I'm me".
    Axel: That's because I am me.
    Demyx: But you didn't say you were you. If you had said you were you instead of "I'm me", I would have known you were you. You just kept saying you were me.
    Axel: That's because I'm me.
    Xigbar: And thus ends another meeting of the pronoun club. Same time next week everybody.
    Axel: Well now that we have that straightened out, I have some important information.
    Xemnas: I don't want to hear it, traitor.
    Axel: What, this is valuable information about the war.
    Xemnas: There is no such thing as valuable information, from a traitor!
    Axel: But sir, I only did that because no one would believe me about the tank.
    Demyx: Sarge, Axel has issues with his father that he displaces on you.
    Axel: No Demyx, that's why I punched Xemnas in the face. I left the base because I wasn't fulfilling my undying need to please other people.
    Xemnas: Alright, enough! The next person who tells me about Axel's feelings is getting court-martialled
    Xigbar: Axel likes to go in the bathroom and cry while he punches the mirror... Well, I'll go pack my bags. Nice working with you guys. Good luck with Kingdom Hearts. It's been real.
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    Now do your own
     
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