(Recruiting Writers) Inu-Abridged - A decent inuyasha abridged series.

I have yet to see what I think is a decent Inuyasha Abridged series, Which is why I'm starting the Inu-Abridged Project. I have already written a funny opening scene, but I would like to have other writers to help out with the project before I continue writing anything else. In order to choose who to help out, I would like to see an example of what you can do.

You can choose one of these three scenes:

1) The scene where Kagome is touching Inuyasha's ears when she first comes across him.

2) The scene where Kagome is gets tied up by the villagers and is confronted by Kaede.

3) The scene where Kagome talks to Inuyasha for the first time. (Inuyasha is still bound to the tree.)

Send me your work through a private message. Try to be creative and funny. a little bit of randomness couldn't hurt too. I would rather that racist jokes aren't overused, and don't make them too offensive. curse words are fine, but don't overuse them either, else it won't be funny.

Only write one scene! If you send more then one, then I'll only read the first. I will reply to each PM to let you know what I think. when I finally come to a decision, I will send you a copy of the opening scene that I wrote. I will not post it up here because of language and because I don't want anybody stealing my work.

Have fun!:D

Edit: It's seems my project name is already taken; however my opening script is still the best out there at the moment for any inuyasha abridged series. I'll need to think up a new project name.