REALLY Edward? REALLY? WARNING: Big, insane, crazy spoilers for Breaking Dawn.

READ IF YOU DARE!!! And...if you've read Breaking Dawn yet...

There is very few times when I ever doubt the gloriousness of Edward Cullen...but...every now and again...well, read the spoiler.

Spoiler

Okay, so I'm reading Breaking Dawn cuz I just got it today, and Edward and Bella get married and have a baby. I do not like that, because Stephenie Meyer DISTINCTLY said that vampires cannot reproduce. PERIOD. Well, so Bella has her baby, and she says if it's a boy she'll name it Edward Jacob. Now, Edward Jacob Cullen is a very nice name. Personally, I find Edward Anthony Mason Cullen to be better, but, that's just me. And I thought, since Edward's from the early 1900's, he'd have a pretty name if they had a baby girl. Y'know, like Helena, Tatianna, Rachel, Laela, stuff that sounds absolutely beautiful with the surname Cullen. But, no, he goes for Bella's idea for naming their daughter...

RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN.

Renesmee...Renesmee...that is the most whacked-out name I have ever heard. It's supposed to be a combination of Rene and Esme...Renesmee! And then Carlie is Carlisle and Charlie put together. SERIOUSLY!!!