Randomness in Castle Oblivion

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  1. Anase Traverse Town Homebody

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    Hmm... I'm feeling a tad... torturous... so... let me introduce you to my characters... that will totally mess with the Organization. There will be pairings... warning.

    Sin the Dark Priestess- a 17 year-old dark priestess cursed with the Orochi blood. I guess one way some of the members would describe her as 'one moment, meek and submissive, the next, she's all barbs and sarcasm.' She has somewhat of a light dislike for the organization or rather, those who get on her nerves but she's still friendly. She gets along with Zexion, Roxas, Axel, Demyx and Xigbar really well. Zexion; her reading and spell buddy, Roxas, Axel and Demyx; videogame buddies and Xigbar; shooting buddy. She has long black hair with violet highlights and violet eyes.

    Eden- Sin's Nice and Gentle Personality. She looks exactly like Sin only her hair has blue highlights and she has blue eyes. In Spirit Years, she's 19 but has the heart of a child. She's really, really, nice and likes everyone in the Organization and treats them with the utmost respect, saying their name ending with 'san', 'chan', or 'kun', but always 'san'. She doesn't like violence or anything bad happening to anyone, no matter how evil they have been but she can be kind of a wimp when it comes to battle and arguements. She's bst friends with Namine, looks up to Larxene greatly, kind of like a big sister and is really withdrawn and shy around Marluxia.

    Anhel- Sin's Evil Sadomasochistic Personality. Or rather, the evil side of Sin. In Spirit Years, she is 21 and acts more like a villain than Xemnas or perhaps even Sephiroth can ever hope to be. She's often torturing/pranking/fighting Sin and the others, yes, even Saix and Xemnas, especially Saix. She likes leading all the male members on then giving them the heel. She also harbors a secret crush on one of Nobodies and only Sin and Eden know about it. Sin uses that against her. She too, looks like Sin only older, her hair is longer, has red highlights in it and she has red eyes.

    And now... let the torturing begin.

    This will have offensive language that will be censored of course, mild violence, Organization XIII bashing, pyromania courtesy of Axel, comedy and cruel humor, random and confusing moments, mild sexual content and romance.

    ^_^ Enjoy!

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    A Very Good Morning Indeed

    A rooster Nobody perched on top of one of the towers of the Castle, flapping its wings, getting ready to announce a new morning. The authoress doesn't even know why it's there in the first place since it's always dark in The World That Never Was.

    *insert X-Files tune*

    :confused:

    Yeah, moving on. Just when it was about to chirp it's morning melody, a spear when through it. Xaldin flew back into the castle, walking into the kitchen. "We're having something new for dinner. But I better get started on breakfast."

    For some reason, the authoress decided to make Xaldin the 'Iron Chef' because, really, nobody can chops things like he does, he truly does have talent... with sharp objects. Heck, Xigbar learned that the hardway, eyepatch peoples. XD

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    In one of the extra rooms, there were three beds. Each a different color scheme. Blue, purple and red. the covers of the purple bed shifted. Sin rose and stretched, rubbing her eyes she looked over at the clock.

    "7:13... ugh... ten more minutes..." she was about to fall back to sleep with an explosion sounded throughout the castle.

    "D**M IT, DEMYX! STAY OUT OF MY LAB!!!"

    "WOOHOO!!!"

    Sin glared at the ceiling. This was the 17th time in three months. She lazily got up out of bed, revealing her in a purple top and shorts and she exited the room, looking around in the hallway. Xigbar was walking down the hall and saw Sin. He stopped in front of her and greeted her.

    "Good Mornin, Sin. Wow, you look like you just had a run in with Cerberus."

    "CERBERUS?!?!? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" came the distant cries of Demyx.

    Sin nodded, rubbing her eyes again. "Morning Xig, I had a rough time trying to sleep last night. Nightmares."

    "Ah, but you're not getting them as much now are ya?" he asked, lightening up the mood and waking her up.

    "I guess not... um... what did Demyx do this time?"

    Xigbar whistled, "Well, he stole a potion from Vexen's lab, turned out to be an atomic bomb in liquid form so he drank it and... there goes the left side of the castle."

    "Xemnas will hit him." She said bluntly but Xigbar shook his head. "More like, kill him, revive him, then kill him again. Five or eight times maybe. Oh yeah and speaking of Xemnas, we got a early morning meeting. He wants everyone there in 10 minutes."

    When Sin heard this, she heard the bathroom door slam shut in her room and she frowned. "Darn, Anhel beat me to it." This is where Xigbar grinned.

    "You could always..." he trailed off but stopped in mid-sentenced when he saw Sin glaring daggers at him. "Or maybe not... see ya there!" he took off running. Sin stomped back into the room, slamming the door behind her.

    "MEN!!!"

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    Eden was up very early... well... she's always up early, like around 6:00 or 6:30-ish. Things were very quiet when everyone was still asleep. the early morning was her time to roam the castle without witnessing a fire or explosions and fights. She usually takes a walk around the castle, admiring it. Even though she's in a world of darkness, it truly was nice and beautiful here... despite living in a castle full of crazies. She walks by the kitchen and sees Xaldin cooking up a storm.

    "Good Morning, Xaldin-san. Do you need any help?"

    Xaldin turned and smiled at her. "Good morning, Eden. Could you pass me the pancake mix?"

    Eden nodded and fetched the box from a cabinet. She handed him the box and went to get some bread for toast. "Um, Xaldin-san, did Marluxia-san say anything?"

    "About what?"

    "Well... I kind of... took a walk through his garden yesterday and... well... umm..." here, she twiddled her index fingers, her hands covering her mouth as she mumbles.

    "What did you do?" he asked, putting down the mixing spoon and walking up to her.

    "I sort of... stepped on one of his flowers, but I didn't mean to! I wasn't watching where I was going! Well, I've always took a walk through his garden, ever since I came here and I don't think he knows about it! I should've asked! Oh, he's so intuned to his element, he probably already knows it was me! I can't even bare to see him, let alone be in the same room with him!"

    Xaldin grabbed Eden's shoulders to calm her down. "Listen Eden, you need to calm down, the best thing you should do is tell him what happened, I'm sure he'll understand."

    Eden stared at Xaldin in disbelief or rather with this expression...

    O____________o

    He let go of her shoulders and sighed. "ah... maybe not. I mean, I remember what happened the last time someone tampered with his garden.... oh yeah, Axel."

    She frowned and asked hesitantly. "Umm... what did Axel-kun do?"

    "He torched the entire place, apparently, he was drunk out of his mind. the alcohol fueled the fire he started. He was doing some sort of tribal worshipping dance to a stuffed blue hedgehog... needless to say... Axel had poison ivy for a month and so many rose thorns that it took Vexen and I 16 surgeries to remove them all... Marluxia really has a fanatical devotion to his garden."

    Eden felt faint all of a sudden and leaned on the counter for support. Xaldin grabbed a nearby fan and began waving it in her face. "I should just cut my hair, change my name to Charlaine and move to Atlantica while I still have time."

    Before Xaldin could respond and cheer her up, Marluxia walked into the kitchen and nodded in their direction. "Morning you two."

    Eden yelped and ran out of the kitchen, covering her face. She lightly shoved past Marluxia. "Excuse me!" and took off running down the hall. Marluxia was thrown for a loop and looked at Xaldin confused. "What's wrong with her?"

    "I just shared with her some info about how much you care for your garden."

    It dawned on him right there. "Oh yeah, strangest thing happened this morning. When I went to check up on my garden, I just noticed one of my flowers were crushed. I got upset at first but I shrugged it off... however... I will find the culprit." that final part, he said it with so much malice in his voice that promises severely critical untimely death on the culprit.

    Xaldin animesweat dropped. "That's... good to hear... have a party."

    "I plan to..." and Marluxia slinked out of the kitchen, petting his scythe. Xaldin sighed in relief and looked at one of his lances.

    "I guess I should use scissors to cut her hair... I might miss with these..."

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    After getting out of the shower, getting dress and arguing with Sin, Anhel was finally ready to cause some chaos in the castle. she wore a black cloak like the other members but it was unzipped, revealing her chest and it had a slit all the way up to her hip on the left side, plus the black boots had stiletto heels. She walked down the hallway towards the meeting room, thinking about who she should mess with today.

    "All righty, yesterday I made Axel cry... the day before that, I smacked Lexaeus over the head with one of his lifting weights... hmm..."

    She continued to dwell on those thoughts until a Claymore rested against her neck.

    "And a good morning to you... Saix." She said seductively.

    "I want it."

    She looked at him, giving him a lustful smirk. "Want what?"

    He blushed slightly but quickly regained composure. "You know what I want."

    She gently moved his weapon away from her neck and walked up to him, running her finger up and down his chest. "I'm so sorry but... you will have to beg for it."

    Saix closed his eyes and steadied his breathing, he hated it when she did that. He grabbed her wrist and glared at her. "Just give me my sailor moon manga and we'll forget the whole ordeal ever happened."

    "Oh dear!" she exclaimed, mock hurt. "Is that all you wanted? Well you could've just asked however..." she pulled out said manga from out of nowhere and held it infront of him. He attempted to take it but she snatched it back and tucked it in her cloak, in her chest.

    ;) "You're gonna have to get it." she put one hand on her hip and put a finger to her lips as she leaned forward. Saix was completely :eek: and fainted on the spot. Anhel knelt down and took out the manga and placed it on his head.

    "Wow, 8 seconds... a new record." she stood up and walked away in hip-swinging strides, she won this battle but more are soon to come as she thought about her next victim.

    To be continued...

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    And that's about as random as it will get with these three. Next time, the meeting goes horribly wrong when Demyx, once again, steals something out of Vexen's room and Saix goes Berserk. ^_^ comments and critique are welcomed.
     
  2. XII Merlin's Housekeeper

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    when comes part two?
     
  3. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    I'd actually sorta think it'd look better if you left out the smilies in the story, but other than that, I luv it! ^-^

    10, easy!!!! XDDDD