This is part two of the randomness but it's probably gonna be short and it will flow right into the 13 Ghost Stories fic. ^_^ I forgot to mention how the other girls wear their cloaks. Sin- She wears hers like the rest only she has violet lace trim on the end of the cloak and sleeves. Eden- hers is really long and it slightly trails on the ground. Unlike the others who have theirs unzipped at the bottom, hers is zipped. and she has blue lace trim on the bottom and sleeves. Anhel has red lace trim on the bottom of her cloak and sleeves too. (--------------------------) Nobody Matters One by one, the Nobodies warped in the Throne room. Xemnas awaits patiently for everyone to be present. He looks around and sees that three are missing. "......Okay, where is Saix, Sin and Eden?" "Right here." Sin warped in, drying her hair with a violet towel. "Sorry I'm late, Anhel took forever in the shower." Said girl merely stuck her tongue out at Sin who glared. Soon, Saix appeared, carrying Eden who had a blank look to her face. "What happened to her?" Axel questioned. Saix helped her sit down in her throne before sitting in his. "Found her banging her head against the wall in the Proof of Existence. she was mumbling how she shouldn't die from a giant venus flytrap named Elaine." Marluxia smiled, looking at Eden. "What a coincidence, I have a giant venus flytrap named Elaine. You should meet her." Eden paled, threw her hood on and curled into a ball, rocking herself. "I don't want to be digested by Elaine... don't want to be digested by Elaine... no... digesty... Elaine..." "Well, ahem..." Xemnas cleared his throat, finding it very hard to look away from Anhel. "Umm... All right, this meeting... is about many things. First off, Demyx, you are banned from going anywhere near Vexen's room." Demyx was shocked and hurt. "Aw, but why?" "Because of your happy-go-lucky persona we have a giant f*--" "--Newly acquired balcony." "Thank you, Zexion." Xemmy was about to say a badword. XD "and why do you continue to persist in breaking into Vexen's room?" "Well, he has a lot of shiny stuff and funny drinks. Just the other day I drank this funky blue stuff and... that door to Candy Mountain opens." he said, pointing at the wall. Everyone stared at Demyx, the poor Waterboy has lost his mind. Then all eyes went on Vexen. "Vexen, you're an idiot, you know that?" Anhel said, cruelly. This made Vexen gasp in shock and then he went off, his cold exterior melted right there. "EXCUSE ME MISS DOUBLE-D, BUT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WAS TELLING HIM TO GO INTO MY ROOM AND STEAL STUFF!!!" Xigbar and Axel covered their mouths and laughed. "Pfft... double-d... nice..." Anhel shrugged. "It's not my fault he's so flippin gullible... and look at me when you're scolding at me instead of my chest, you old pervert." Vexen blushed madly and he got even more mad. "I-I am... n-not! I'm not a pervert! I bet you those are FAKE!!!" "I'll take on that bet!" Luxord chimed. Instantly, Anhel appeared sitting on his lap. "Oh yeah, would you like to prove your theory and have a feel?" the Chilly Academic covered his nose to hold back a nosebleed but instead, he fainted right there on the spot. Anhel warped back to her throne and smirked. "If someone else in this room makes a comment about my chest... you won't have children, even though you all lack hearts." All the men gulped. Larxene high-fived Anhel. "Nice castration threat." Anhel nodded. "Learned from the best." "Okay, moving on. Next matter... Since there are more females in the Organization... umm... everyone is slightly concerned for your well being." "Xemnas..." Sin began, smiling a little. "We're big girls. We have weapons, we have powers, we can take care of ourselves. So why is it you're implying that we're weak?" Saix spoke up. "He wasn't implying your weakness... he was.... umm.... what is that thing Larxene goes through once a month?" Ooh, bad move Sai-chan. But surprisingly, the Savage Nymph didn't say anything. she just smirked and came up with a comeback. "Don't act like you don't go through the same thing, Saix." "...For the last time, it's a Moon Cycle and you know it." "Riiiiiight. It's a Moon Cycle... and you're a werewolf." Luxord spoke up then, shuffling his cards from one hand to the other. "I believe the proper term is 'Lycan'." SHING! Claymore was imbedded into Luxord's chair beside his head. The Gambler of Fate dropped all of his cards and curled up into a ball, mimicing Eden. "Shut it, Luxord. I didn't ask for your two sense in this matter." Demyx popped up beside Saix, holding up a penny. "Penny for your thoughts, Saix?" The Luna Diviner stared at the Melodious Nocturne in disbelief and smacked himself in the forehead. He wasn't even worth it going Berserk. "No, Demyx, here, educate yourself." He handed Demyx a candy bar. "Oooo! A Snickers!" he squealed and began chewing on it, not even bothering to take the candy out of the wrapper. Anhel crossed one leg over the other and looked at Saix, mock-swooning. "Oh dear, Saix, I truly feel your pain. Now you know how we girls feel when we go through our cycle... it sorta makes me wonder about your gender." "OOHHH!!! BURN!!!" Axel exclaimed. SHING! Another Claymore imbedded into Axel's chair beside his head. Axel did the same as Luxord, curling up into a ball and rocking back and forth. Saix was standing up on his throne, summoning up another Claymore. "One more... just ONE MORE... and heads will roll." Anhel smirked and said in a sing-song tone. "Saix doesn't know." Xigbar joined in. "Saix doesn't know." Then Larxene. "Saix doesn't know." Soon, the chanting began. "Saix doesn't know! Saix doesn't know! Saix doesn't know! Saix doesn't know!" "KNOW WHAT?!!???!" He roared. Everyone quieted down and laughed a little then all eyes went to Xemnas than back at Saix. the chanting started again. "Superior's Pet! Superior's Pet! Superior's Pet! Superior's Pet!" "THAT DOES IT!!!" he threw Claymore at Marluxia, knocking him out. Everyone gasped. "OH WHEN I DROP A FLOWER BOY, YOU KNOW I'M ONLY GETTING STARTED MO****-******S!!!!" Saix went Berserk and started rampaging around the throne room. Chaos erupted. Xemnas was joining Eden, Luxord and Axel. "Kingdom Hearts will save me.... Kingdom Hearts will save me... Kingdom Hearts will save meeheheheheee...." (---------------------------) Yep. From somewhere I heard "Scotty doesn't know", but I forgot where and I wanted to use it. This was just completely insane and random but like I said from above, it goes to the 13 Ghost Stories fic. ^_^ Funny? Horrible? Offensive? dunno, you choose.
"OH WHEN I DROP A FLOWER BOY, YOU KNOW I'M ONLY GETTING STARTED MO****-******S!!!!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Hilarious!!!!!! XDDDDDD
^_^ Thank you, I got that line from Robot Chicken and I've always imagined Saix saying that. Here it tis. It's at 2:12. Lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntKlDqOESs
