Random Story Time!

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by nozomi, Aug 29, 2009.

  1. nozomi Moogle Assistant

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    Have you ever just thought back on your life and then suddenly thought that your life is like the most epic thing since they came out with the Internet? Ok well maybe not that drastic but you get my point. Sometimes I just think back and think "Holy Fricken Crap, I could write a book out of some of my memories."

    So I wanted to know how many other people had as many wild and crazy stories as mine. So I'm posting this thread here so that you can post your crazy life stories *please no personal information. lol* here and people can laugh at them.

    I guess I will start first to make an example:

    Middle School Kids can be ReALLY perverted sometimes. For example I was walking through the halls of my school on thursday between classes and I go to an extremely small school so we sort of share the building with the elementary and junior high. Point is All day in between classes I would get approached in the hallway randomly and some junior high children would get slapped in the ass! I was getting very desturbed especially seeing as my little sister's boyfriend was the main culprit. By about the middle of school I got smart and brought along a bodyguard between classes xD. So it went all day of me being petrified of being sexually harassed by small children when I eventually ran into my little sister and I asked her "Ok whats going on here either I"m a lot sexier than I realized or your friends are all on crack."

    And my sweet innocent little sister looked at me with the most evil smile I have ever seen on her and she suddenly yells "Ass-Smack Thursday!"

    So let it be a warning to you all, if you ever come to my hometown for any reason at all do not come to my school on a thursday because you can and WILL be sexually harassed by pre-teens.


    lol Now you all know one bit of crazyness from the life of nozomi, I want to hear something about you that is just as crazy or possibly funny. lol

    Have fun
     
  2. Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ King's Apprentice

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    Umm...epic story time...


    Well there was that time when a load of german girls kept telling me my name was Spaghetti. I think they were flirting with me in some wierd way. If I recall, one of them had green hair.
     
  3. Monica Reybrandte Banned

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    That's why it's good to be short like me. The high school guys are to tall to grab my ass