My friends thought this was funny ^_^ (This is not to offened people) There are 3 girls on an island. A blonde, brunnette, and a redhead. The brunnette thinks she can swim off the island. She trys, makes it half way to shore and says "Whoa, I'm too tired" and she drowns. Then the redhead thinks she can make it. She trys, makes it farther than the brunnette but still drowns. Finnaly the blonde trys, she swims farther than both the brunnette and the redhead. She can see the shore but she says "Whoa I'm too tired" and she swims back.
Lmao. Nice one, hon. But that wasn't really funny. The weird thing is, my hair on the bottom is turning into a strange Caramel Color. But my hair is naturally Dirty Blonde. <_>
I wish I still had my blonde hair so I could pretend to take offence, but i won't I love blonde jokes and thats always a goo one to hear. I've heard most of the good ones and I demand MORE!
A blond, a red head, and a brunette walk into a bar with a magic mirror in it. "what's magical about the mirror?" asked the redhead. THe bartender reply, "if you lie while looking into your reflection, you disappear." The redhead doesn't believe him, looks in the mirror and says, "I think i'm the smartest person in the world" *POOF* she disappears. The Brunette looks in the mirror and says, "I think i'm the prettiest girl in the world" *POOF* she's gone The blonde looks in the mirror and says, "I think.." *POOF*
