Post in this thread and I will tell you a Christmas bedtime story.

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  1. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Even though we are early. But who does not enjoy an early Christmas?
     
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  3. 61 No. B

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    this better be a good story.

    none of that "twas the night before christmas" nonsense.
     
  4. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Yay yay yay, bedtime stowy bedtime stowy!! What? bedtime stowy are you going to tell us?
     
  5. Odamadillo Twilight Town Denizen

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    I am most interested in hearing this story that is to be told. And I hope it contains more than five words.
     
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    Tell me poppi .
     
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    I'd like a story about a misunderstood giraffe that sees no point in life and wants to end it all but then on Christmas morning he finds an amazing bicycle and Christmas is saved and everyone is happy.

    Go.
     
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    Oh boy, Christmas bedtime stories with What?.
     
  10. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Twas' the night before Christmas and all cross the forum,
    Amaury was invisibru playing possum
    the users were posting in the Spamzone collection
    the mods were all looking at their secret porn section
    Okabe was chilling just being a loli
    every single one could sense the jolly
    and Misty sat right there in her chair
    giving her screen that twelve year old stare
    /poorshotataKHVparody
     
  11. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Ilu Ash, please tell me a story <3
     
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    Tell me a story of how Barney died. I'd love that.
     
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    This is a post. The end.
     
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  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I am only going to write one or two of these each night until December 25th.
    The thread will be locked accordingly whenever I am posting after this post!

    One christmas night, there was a boy named Adam. Adam was a good little boy throughout the year. He would always let old ladies cross the street, and respect the evil staff elves whenever he did something bad. But he did not do anything bad, because he was a good little boy. Adam's one dream was to set up his first Christmas tree. But he had no idea where to find one! So he visited the nearby forest and came across the young maiden in the shack, Moshi.

    Moshi was a Christmas Witch, an elf sent to normal mortals to help spread around Christmas spirit. Adam had to forge a deal with the Christmas Witch in order to get his tree. The Christmas Wish asked for only one thing, and it was a test. She asked him to help set up the Christmas Tree, even though she was a stranger, and Adam did not know about her true intentions.

    Adam, being a shounen protagonist with hot blood through his veins, set up his Christmas Tree with the Christmas Witch Moshi. Because of his kindness and friendship, Adam's tree grew from a small little conifer to the World Tree, with the Castle of the North Pole at the very top. Christmas Witch Moshi, having revealed her true intentions - to ensure the existence of the North Pole, returned to her home after turning into Mother Christmas.

    The World Tree was still new and in dire need of repairs, as it grew from but a simple mortal's conifer tree. Who were the new resident elves to call? Santa Claus, king of the Castle of the North Pole, looked through the universe for someone with the tenacity to help repair the World Tree and the Castle of the North Pole. He found a young man, known in his winter village for his rational attitude and tenacious strength. A perfect builder! This man was recruited, and lost his human shell for the immortal body of a Christmas Elf.

    Reborn in the World Tree, this elf was nicknamed Below for his work beneath the World Tree in ensuring its support. Santa Claus, king of the Castle of the North Pole - entrusted him with one task - he was to find a way to make sure the World Tree would continue to rebuild itself regardless of the damage it may receive. Below was ready for the task. He commanded legions of worker elves, and after observing for three long Christmas years, he realized that the World Tree's health depended on the amount of Christmas spirit that the world had at the time.

    He crafted a seed, the Christmas Seed, that, planted below the roots of the World Tree, would eventually grow and intertwine its Christmas Vines with the World Tree, depending on the amount of Christmas spirit that the world had.

    But there was nobody to regulate the amount of Christmas spirit at the time. Santa Claus, king of the Castle of the North Pole, looked throughout the mortal world for anybody who would be able to ensure that Christmas spirit would be constant, especially in the month of December. But, it seemed that this time, the short lifespan and the fatigue that humans gained after a long time awake made them inadequate for the task!

    So he glanced up to the night sky. The spirit of the night descended down to meet Santa Claus, king of the Castle of the North Pole. The spirit of the night struck a deal with Santa Claus: in exchange for the soul of a mortal being, he would ensure that Christmas spirit in humans would last an eternity.


    Odamadillo was the human chosen to lose his soul to allow an eternal Christmas spirit. At first, the spirit of the night, using Mother Christmas' magic, attempted to taunt Odamadillo through the major Christmas desires of humanity: presents.

    Odamadillo was a wise human. They rejected the material goods, saying that such was not what Christmas was truly about. Odamadillo challenged the spirit of the night to a Christmas game -- if either one of them could be the first to make a young child happy, then they would relinquish to a request of the other person. The spirit of the night, of course, claimed that if he won, Odamadillo would lose his soul. Odamadillo kept his request to the end.

    Keyblade Knight was the young boy who was not happy. He had never been happy during Christmas, or at any other time. Why was he so sad? The spirit of the night struck first. The spirit of the night let the young boy wake up to a mountain of presents.

    At first, the young boy was immensely happy, but he realized that he could not play with all of these toys on his own. What good were toys that were so fleeting and with which one played with themselves? This is where Odamadillo stepped in. Using the magic of Mother Christmas, he disguised himself as a young boy, and became Keyblade Knight's friend. For the first time, Keyblade Knight felt happiness on Christmas Eve.

    Odamadillo informed the spirit of the night that the true point of Christmas was friendship and happiness. The spirit of the night, beaten, did not go back on his commitment however, and did not need a soul. Instead, he spread Christmas cheer through his own powers:

    He would allow Santa Claus, king of the Castle of the North Pole, to be able to deliver all presents in a single night.
    Before this time, there had been a giraffe that was rejected by his peers because his neck was too short. Standing on the edge of a bridge, he was close to ending it all right then and there. But this is where the spirit of the night and Santa Claus were able to unite their powers for the first time.

    It only took a single night for all good little boys and girls, and giraffes, to get what they desired. So right on midnight, as the giraffe was about to step off the bridge, a bicycle appeared beneath the giraffe. Suddenly taller, he became happier, and all was good with the animal kingdom, having learned about Christmas.

    But not everyone was happy with Christmas.

    A little girl from the cold wastes of northern England, named Mish, looked to the stars and the great World Tree with disdain. She would never be able to understand the spirit of Christmas, because of her terrible experiences with Santa. She refused to be giving, to donate, to spend time with friends and family.

    But in truth, her heart had simply been untouched by the grace of Christmas.
    Santa Claus, the king of the Castle of the North Pole, saw little Mish from the great observatory. The Astronomer Elf of the North Pole, Laurence, known for her universal wisdom, decided to find a way to make Mish understand the beauty and spirit of Christmas. Santa Claus had become reluctant, because the Astronomer Elf had the important duty of coordinating the spirit of the night's actions, but the Astronomer Elf reassured Santa Claus by bringing the spirit of the night with her on the day before Christmas.

    They reached the cold wastes of northern England, and decided to visit Mish's little home. On the way, they came across a young boy who had with him a present for his crush.
    This young boy was heading to Mish's home, ready with a beautiful necklace. The Astronomer Elf took the necklace and looked at it, calling it hollow, and telling the young boy to come with them to the house of his crush. As they tried to enter, Mish slammed the door on them knowing that they were subordinates of Santa Claus, so they needed to try another method.

    The Astronomer Elf had a plan. She gave the young boy's necklace to the spirit of the night, and informed him to jump into the sky with it. On her cue, the spirit of the night would uncover the necklace from his shadowy cloak, and would reveal a star. The young boy was to confess to Mish on Christmas Eve in accordance with the reveal of the star.

    He knocked on the door, this time alone, and Mish slowly opened it. The young boy poured his heart out about his feelings and how he was too poor, and thus could only bring her one single present that meant the universe to him. He pointed to the sky, and on cue, the spirit of the night uncovered the necklace, its bright jewel shining like a star. To Mish, it had seemed as if the young boy had created a star just for her.

    She was enchanted on this Christmas night, and let the young boy stay. Together, they learned that Christmas was about love. The Astronomer Elf, satisfied, returned to the World Tree with the spirit of the night.


    The star was a bright one. Crafted of love and powered by Christmas Spirit, it shone brightly and served as a reminder that the spirit of giving was everywhere. Barney, realizing that giving was now everywhere, did not have to teach children positive values anymore. He died peacefully in his sleep.
    Adam had now turned from a young Scottish boy to a strong, young adult Englishman. He looked upon the World Tree with happiness, seeing as how he helped its growth. But he felt sad. He felt sad because he did not have any more time to spend with Mother Christmas. In fact, Mother Christmas had all but forgotten him.

    He needed to visit the World Tree one last time, to see if Mother Christmas could still remember him. He set off in the cold Christmas night, towards the great World Tree, which he would climb to the top to reach the Castle of the North Pole. He was guided by elves to the top, amazed at the determination of the mortal, and because of this, he slowly turned into an elf.

    At the very top of the tree awaited Mother Christmas. She was now a changed person - a young girl, a Princess of Christmas, who was the daughter of the former Mother Christmas. She did not recognize the changed Adam either, but over dinner and egg nog, listened to his story about how he climbed to the top and had forsaken all mortal desires to reach the point of enlightenment that was the Castle of the North Pole. The new Mother Christmas was enchanted by the story, and she called in Santa Claus to pinpoint the old Mother Christmas.

    He entered and sat down before the young man. With a soft heart, he told the young man that the old Mother Christmas was no longer with them. However, his efforts had changed him to become a positive influence upon the world. No longer would he simply need the desire to see Mother Christmas, for the very spirit of her soul lived in his heart.

    The young man became the first free elf in the Castle of the North Pole, having proved himself, and served as the messenger between the young children and the Castle of the North Pole, ensuring that all young children received presents and their wishes were granted, and that all young children would have the spirit of Mother Christmas in their hearts. What is more -- he learned one final lesson.

    Christmas was a time of loss, but also a time of rebirth.
     
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    Oooh, I want a story! Can you tell me the meaning of Chrismnchanukwanzivus?