Porn for Pizza?

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  1. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Yeah...I was hanging out with my friend the other day getting some pizza. I ordered first, stepped aside and waited for him to order his slice. Anyway, as hes ordering this guy walks in. Looks sort of like a hobo...anyway, hes mumbling stuff to himself as most crazies do and finally stops infront of the counter. Normally, the pizza guy would be repulsed from the crazy hobo guy, but he smiles as if its an old friend. The hobo orders a slice...

    waiting for him to take his money out so I can go back to the counter and get my slice that I ordered, all the sudden I hear him say "AHHH YEAH, I GOT MAH **** RIGHT HERE." Both my friend and I look and instead of money we see him pull out porn videos. WTF?!

    He still gets his slice...

    Guess the pizza guy was desperate. Later my friend said he went back to the pizza parlor another day and saw the pizza guy in the back of the shop sifting through some videos...and grinning. This is a true story, I swear. Would I make this up?!
     
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  3. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    i got a story like that.

    a couple of years ago, me and my family went to McDonalds. i ordered a hamburger, and i don't want anything on it. once i got my burger in the car, i opened it and saw it will ketchup, pickles, ect. what was going through my mind was "i don't want condaments(?).", but i said OUT LOUD:
    "Mom, there's condoms on my burger."
     
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  4. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Do I have permission to sig that last line? XD​
     
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  5. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    This makes me feel like i don't want to go to a pizza parlor.
     
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  6. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    LMAO!!
    of course!
     
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  7. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Teh win *adds to sig*​
     
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  8. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    lol, okayz...
     
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  9. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    It is now in my sig.

    Woo.

    Edit: My favorite song is in your user title :3​
     
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  10. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    it's my fav song too.

    people are gonna go 0.0 when they read it.
     
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  11. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Yes, yes they will XD​
     
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  12. Advent 【ＤＲＡＧＯＮ　ＢＡＬＬＳＹ】

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    Wow. That was so strange I doubt you would make it up. xD
     
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  13. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    Porn, the new money.

    "Yes, I'd like two slices of pepperoni and one slice of cheese."
    "That'll be one porn tape, please!"

    It kinda makes you wonder what happens behind the counter....
     
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  14. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Oh, I've figured out what happened behind the counter...*almost retches*
     
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    I know for a fact more than that goes on.
     
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    Nice...lol. My grandmother started talking about blowing up condoms with the pizza guy, my bro and I were like "Jesus, Boma, not everyone is catholic!"​
     
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  17. kingdom945 Banned

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    Mayonnaise?
     
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    Remind me not to go there.
     
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  19. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    With mustard.
     
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  20. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    does the pizza place have a secret sause?
     
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