Porcupines

How do they mate? .___.

 

Carefully...

 

Or off their backs...

 

lol the freck u talking about?

 

It's a very sticky situation. and not the usual kind.

 

Male porcupine: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, ooooooooh yeah, ow ow ow ow ow.

 

Hedgehog =/= porcupine D:

 

^Thats the point! =D

 

.....

I'm missing something here, I can feel it. ;___;

 

He pees on her. If she doesn't want it, she's all like, "EW, STOP IT." and shakes it off and squeaks/grunts and or runs away. Otherwise, she's just kinda chill with it.
Then he's like, "Okay, bby, let's make love." You know, if she's chill with it. And then she's like, "Okay, bby, lemme get ready 4 you." And she relaxes her spikes so that they're flat. Then he takes her from behind.

After a few hours, she's all, "okay, dats enough."

And yeah.

 

bad mental image just raced through my brain...