So, ma's promised to go shopping with me today, so I woke up extra early to finish the housework. But now she's sleeping on the sofa with her tea getting colder every second. What should I do?
You have options. 1.Turn on the TV and pretend you didn't notice her. Make sure it wakes her up. 2. Sit on her. 3. Wake her up. 5. Shaving cream.
Wake her up and beat her with a stick. She made a sacred vow that should never be broken, and that is the only way to deal with it.
Depends, is she one of those people who gets super grumpy when woken up? EDIT: Pika, there's no number 4. XD EDIT2: What I answered in the poll wasn't serious at all, I just thought that was the funniest answer. x3
Let her sleep. You can always just go shopping in an hour or two. If she's not up then, wake her arse up or steal the car, and make sure to bring her something back nice so she forgives you... say it was a surprise. >.>
