Plums and I were very bored.

This is what comes of boredom and insanity.

Alex is Plums.
Haou Eats Souls is me.

Alex says:
*How have you been? c:
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Tired >_<
Alex says:
*Do not make me call the Sleep Police.
They will make you nap in an instant.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*The Supreme King has no time for a nap!
...Actually, that would be a really funny story/RP
Alex says:
*Do eeeeeeeet. ;;
*Besides, you could let the Council take charge during your nap.
*...But if Clear winds up missing, I had nothing to do with it!
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*RP with me?
Alex says:
*On MSN or KHV?
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Which do you think wuld be better?
**would
Alex says:
*MSN. I'd be really unreliable if it were on KHV.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*True.
*Kay.
*Ready? Go.
*Haou walked down the hallway towards the throne room. He was becoming exausted, but he still had much work to do.
Alex says:
*Plums was sitting in the corner of the throne room at a plastic table. Above him sat a sign that read "Council Only" in red, blue, and yellow markers.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*(I guess I'll take over for Clear since Haou will be asleep for most of it)
*Clear sat next to Plums, tip-tapping away at her laptop.
Alex says:
*Plums sees Haou walk through the door. He was Haou's right hand man and best buddy. However, Plums REALLY wanted to be Haou's ONLY assistant, and saw Clear as a mere annoyance to his ploy.

Plums: Haou, Your Majesty! I have come to report that another successful batch of souls have been captured. The Insta-Cliff really does work wonders when it comes to pushing people to their doom.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *taptaptaptaptap*
*Haou: "Very good, Grandmaster Plums. What is the exact soul count?"
Alex says:
*I'M SO SORRY.

I went to unplug the iron, but I unplugged the computer cord too D:
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*XD
*It's okay.
*Do you want me to repeat?
Alex says:
*Yes, please <3
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *taptaptaptaptap*
Haou: "Very good, Grandmaster Plums. What is the exact soul count?"
Alex says:
*Plums: The tap count is roughly 116 taps ER I mean, 550 souls. A brand new high!
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
Haou: "Excellent! Any word from Yohan?"
Alex says:
*Plums: No word from Tap Who- Yohan, yet, I'm afraid.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP*
*Haou: "Damn that husband of mine. He better not be dead."
Alex says:
*I'm sure he's still alive WILL YOU STOP THAT INFERNAL TAPPING!
**Plums:
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *punches Plums* *taptaptaptaptap*
Alex says:
*Plums: *fruitbends laptop*
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *sigh* *gets out spare laptop* *taptaptap*
Alex says:
*Plums: I hope you die in a couch.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "...What?"
*Haou: "Both of you shut up. Plums, is there anything else I should know?"
Alex says:
*Plums: Nothing I can think of sir. Is there anymore you'd like us to do?
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Haou: "I can't think of anything at the moment. I suppose you may have the rest of the afternoon to yourselves.
Alex says:
*Plums: But what are you going to do, Your Majesty?
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Haou: "I have... things to do."
Alex says:
*Plums: Would these things include napping?
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Haou: "It's none of your business. And for your information, no it wouldn't."
With that, Haou whipped around and strode out of the room, his cape flying behind him.
Alex says:
*Plums: Dammit, I've made him angry again. I can never please Haou.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "You try too hard. On top of that, I believe the King misses his husband, though he would never admit it."
Alex says:
*Plums: But the King thoroughly enjoys his Yaoi publically. I mean, it's all over Vanity Unfair Magezine!
**holds up magezine to article containing Haou watching what appears to be two men in a sexual pose*
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *faceplam*
*"That's not what I meant."
Alex says:
*Plums: Well, you should be more clear at times.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*/8D
*Clear: "What I mean is, all the stress, and with Yohan being gone, it's getting to him."
Alex says:
*Plums: But we're here for him still. I know it's not the same, but I, er, we arguably care about Haou more than that Yohan and his disappearences to save the world!

OOC: DOHOHOHOHO, plot twist.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*(ICWHUTUDIDTHAR)
*Clear: "Like you said; we're not the same. We have a bond between us, but a bond between friends is different from a bond between lovers, and that's something we could never hope to emulate."
Alex says:
*Plums: That was probably the most beautiful thing you have said since we have been in this Council Clear. Regardless, the King is under stress and we should do something about it.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "Indeed. What do you suggest?"
Alex says:
*Plums: I suggest we try to take on his royal responsibilities until he awakens. It shouldn't be too difficult.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "...What do you mean, 'awakens'?"
*Haou flounced down the corridor towards his personal rooms.
Alex says:
*Plums: Obviously, Haou is trying to escape his stress through the one solace left: dreams. By dreaming, he can conjure away the chaos life is throwing at him and be reunited with Yohan once more.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "I guess so. But how are we going to get him to sleep?"
Alex says:
*Plums: The only thing that can make him fall asleep: AL PAL LULLABIES.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "...What?"
*Haou pressed on the door to his bedroom, opening it and stepping inside.
Alex says:
*Plums: Er, I mean, Country Music!

OOC: Bahahaha, Al Pals found their way into this.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*XD
*Clear: "Make sure you don't pick something stupid. Like Trailerhood. Pick a nice song."
Alex says:
*Plums: I knew I should've bothered to listen to good country songs. Do you have any ideas?
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "The only country I know is Taylor Swift and Hannah Montana. And you know he hates Hannah Montana."
Alex says:
*Plums: Kuribohs, we'll have to find another song.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: *taptaptaptaptap*
*Haou wandered over to the desk, where he picked up on of the frames that sat upon it.
*(I'll be right back, imma take a shower)
Alex says:
*Plums: The only song that makes me fall asleep is Simple and Clean, but I doubt'll work.
*(Okay.)
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*(back)
*Clear: "The slow one?"
Alex says:
*Plums: Yes.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Haou gazed at the figure in the photo, longingly wishing they could stare back.
*Clear: "MAYBE that'll work..."
Alex says:
*Plums: And we should get someone to sing it to him. A professional.
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "How in the hell do you propose we do that? Can't we just play a CD?"
Alex says:
*Plums: ...Oh duh. Let's do this Clear! For YohanxHaou!
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Clear: "FOR THE HOARD."
Alex says:
*(FOR SPAR- *shot*)
******Haou Eats Souls******* says:
*Haou set the photograph down next to the one of his twin, and spun around.
Alex says:
*(Haou-Copter?)

 

Yep, I totally bothered reading all that.

Yep.

 

*pushes off the cliff*

 

Joke's on you. Rat is a tree.
And the edge of the cliff is behind you, not him.
So your pushing him actually pushed you off the cliff.

 

I uprooted the tree, turned around, then threw it over the cliff.

 

But you got tangled up in the roots and went with it.

 

B*tchplz, I can fly.

 

But the tree is too heavy and dragged you down.

 

I cut it off.

 

Not before the tree could cover you in sap, which then hardened, added to your weight, and sent you crashing down.

 

I made it rain.

 

YEAH, WELL I MAKE IT SNOW, BITCH
yeah

 

It's a contest/RPing thread happening here. *Pulls out popcorn*

 

It's not a contest. I win.

 

*pushes off the cliff*

 

I'm made out of super glue.
Now you're stuck to me.
*jumps off cliff*